20 Funny Labels That Were Actually Worth Reading

Instead, this ode to Rickys, Bobbys, and Ricky Bobbys comes from a powdered protein company. They're obviously trying to be the next sponsors on his jacket.

Namely, the assurance that it was brewed without any cruelty to snozberries or wangdoodles. Can Willy Wonka say the same? I doubt it.

I'd say there's a lot more imagination in warning us not to throw the mat at people, taunt it, or glue it to pets or pregnant women.

What kind of customers do these guys have?

Hopefully, they only had to suffer the indignity of cleaning pee out of a hand dryer once before they said, "Never again."

So no, sadly the company behind this toothbrush isn't assuming their customers love to eat farts. But here's a question: Does the brush itself love to eat farts or whoever uses it?

And even once we can figure out with this garbled mess says, are we supposed to think it's sarcastic since it's kind of written like a Spongebob meme?

At least those waiting in line have something to pass the time now.

My favorite part, however, is that "stop use and talk to a doctor if."

If what, pill bottle? If what?

Yeah, "do not use" seems like the best advice.

I have to say, though, the "bad" side of this doesn't actually sound that bad, if only because I have no idea who Jason Donovan is.

My favorite part is that "excessive use of the label maker is prohibited" tag near the bottom, which actually looks like it was written mid-facepalm.

Now that nobody knows what's in this cake at Ben and Jerry's, it's 30% off. And I don't know about y'all, but that game of roulette seems pretty hard to lose to me.

One might expect that "don't put anything that isn't paper in a paper shredder" might cover all the bases, but I guess it needs to be said.

As a general rule, they are not a good place to put a baby.

I don't recall hearing much about chili affecting people's language or sex lives, but that part about the flatulence definitely checks out.

Nobody can say it isn't informative, though. Not only does it let people know that he was born in Corsica, but I now know the word "pestiferous" thanks to this label.

Once again, I suppose it serves as pretty good advice. If you ever meet a panda, your first step probably shouldn't involve slapping it.

And considering that only the most daring of fridge raiders would dare call this label's bluff, it's probably a pretty effective one.

I'm assuming there are some poisons you have to keep cold?

Since only the highest of mint's governing bodies can make such a warming statement, it's clear that they were really doing their due diligence by asking for the "Sturgeon General's" input.

And I thought a drink that could operate heavy machinery was always impressive enough.

I guess when you flip it and immediately get a phone call from someone yelling at you in a different language, it's the right time to break out the label maker.

If they're not about to use it and need to know all those scary parts regarding how corrosive this stuff is, it's because they made a tragic mistake on the way to the bathroom.

That's more than a lot of people got when their dads "taught" them how to fix a car. I guess it's hard for a label to make someone hold a flashlight and scream at them for hours.

I can only imagine that it came after a long series of customers loudly wondered where the "real" coffee was.