Do you ever get the feeling that life is pointing at you and laughing at you whenever you turn your back? No? Okay, well it might just be me then.
However, with this idea in mind, please get ready to kill some time that should be spent doing something productive with these 20 times that we thought life was just one big joke, with us at the bottom of it.
On the plus side, this meal option is much better for you than having an actual PB & J. One thing is for sure though, it is a lot more bland.
It is kind of impressive to get a single question wrong four time. Although, it would have been more impressive if they just got it right.
Well at least now you know that it is a little bit too small! Making it less small will be a bit of a struggle now that it is jammed onto your finger though.
Surely their housemate should be buying them dinner tonight seeing as how it was their dog that ate the damn chicken? Also, I bet that dog is going to be pooping for days.
I love that you can just barely see a car bursting out of the midden of tumbleweeds. I wonder how long it took them to clear all of this mess up?
I think that Santa might have been getting drunk again and getting into fights with people who dispute whether or not he is real! Christ, there's nothing Santa likes more than a good bar fight.
There are a lot of things that you could still do to their feet at this point though. A lot of people suggested that they could just tickle them, but I wouldn't want to touch those feet.
I am still kind of impressed that this person lives with someone who actually puts their dishes in the dishwasher. That is a lot more than my old housemates used to do!
But, no one wants to hear a dad joke even at the best of times, right? So why would you want one in a fortune cookie?! I can't use this to tell which numbers I need on the lottery damn it!
I bet that there was a bit of a race to the car to see who doesn't have to sit in the snow seat for a while! Just blast the heaters, it'll be fine...probably.
Well why would anyone let a perfectly good ravine go to waste? You may as well fill it up! Also, if anyone finds a cafetière in there, I think it might be mine.
Wow, I haven't seen a Tech Deck for years! It is just a shame that now I am seeing one, it is one that has been sullied by someone's fingernails.
Apparently, this name is also a reference to another park in the city which is called "Dude Chilling Park."
What on Earth did the person washing this do to this knife to make it look like this?! Christ alive, they have absolutely destroyed it!
Look, Subway is really not that good anyway. It certainly isn't worth waiting in line for 6 hours for!
How does this kind of thing even happen? I would not want to be standing that close to it either, get away from that thing! No picture is worth getting a slab of rubber in the eye!
I suppose that it could have been worse, she could have pooped on the car itself?
I wonder if they managed to get a second day on the job after this? In fairness, people make mistakes and it can't be helped sometimes.
That is definitely a 'malfunction' of sorts. I just think that it might be a slightly more prominent 'malfunction' than most other 'malfunctions'.
I mean, I am just amazed that anyone is able to set anything down onto a burning candle without realising that they are setting the thing they are holding onto a burning candle!?
