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30 People Who Accidentally Turned Up The Difficulty On Life

Life can be hard enough as it is without getting in your own way! However, that does not stop some people from finding ways to make like harder for both themselves and those around them!

So, from people who trusted their pets a little too much to individuals who did not know how butter works, here are 20 people who accidentally turned up the difficulty on life.

"Today was the first time my wife tried the piping bag..."

They may have looked a little better if they were not chocolate flavored...well, I hope that they are chocolate flavored. I am sure that they tasted great, if nothing else!

"Sat my workout stuff aside on a side table and came home, ready to lift, to find my dog chewing up my mouth guard."

That dog could not look any more guilty if it tried! This dog's poor owner also went on to add, "Notice all HER toys [that] she was not chewing..."

"Are people incapable of washing their hands now?"

I mean, you really should not be eating ribs every day for a week, think of your insides for once! Although, if you are going to go on that bizarre diet, then just wash your damn hands!

"Moved in with my Brother and Fiancé. I think they might be monsters."

The toilet paper being hung the wrong way is pretty annoying, but squeezing the toothpaste right from the. middle is just unforgivable. I think that it might be necessary for you to move right back out again!

"Ugh, I do not like this."

Nope, I don't like that one bit. Sure, cucumber water can be quite nice and refreshing, but banana water just seems like it would be a bit...well, slimy? It would be one brave person to be try the banana water that's for sure.

"A metro pillar literally in the middle of a highway in Delhi, India."

I always thought that most highways did not have enough obstacles on them! This sort of thing really spices up the driving experience, and who doesn't love it when that happens?!

"I went in for food and when I came out my car got cheesed. What is wrong with my generation."

Is this what the youth of today are up to now is it, cheesing people? And yes, I am aware that what I just said made me sound like I am eighty years old.

"The colors are wrong…"

You could confuse people even further by actually putting the sauces in to match with the colors instead of the text. Now that would be really devious, but would it be worth the amount of times you would fall for it yourself?

"This semi-diagonal staircase near where I live..."

Whenever I look at this I feel as though my brain is falling down these stairs somehow. Why would anyone make stairs this weird? They're just stairs, just make them straight like a normal person!

"My new smoker came with this obnoxious and impossible to peel sticker on the front. Chicken for scale."

The person who posted this did go on to say that none of his chickens would be going in the smoker as, "They're part of the family lol."

"My husband thinks it's OK to butter toast like this."

What kind of monster makes toast like this? First of all, that bread is barely toasted! Secondly, what did they "spread" this butter on with, a sledgehammer? Where is the finesse?!

"I peeked over to see what my girlfriend was eating."

One individual posited, "I imagine she was trying to make the cream to act as a sort of dip for the cookie part." Although, I think that she might just be the antichrist.

"You are NOT going to believe what happened while you were gone."

Okay, this dog looks nowhere near as guilty as the dog that ate the mouth guard, but it does look infinitely more sorry about what it has done!

No Car Part Is Safe!

"Went to work no problem. Left work to go home and car sounded like it lost a muffler. Got home and found my catalytic converter stolen while I was parked. I've only had this car for 6 months," explained the unfortunate person who posted this.

"I deliver for amazon, this came up halfway thru my route. A little drastic I'd say."

This is a more common fear than I realised, as another person added, "My mom demands a call every week so she knows that I haven't died and that my cats are not feeding on my corpse."

"If you're ever tempted to machine wash a down pillow…maybe don't."

It looks like Foghorn Leghorn jumped into this washing machine after swallowing a stick of dynamite. Maybe they will be able to piece this pillow back together though, if they have the time?

"My wife found this on one of her tables today at work."

But, everyone has a calculator on them at all times anyway, so this is just unbelievably lazy! Still, it could have been worse if they had simply not left a tip at all I guess.

"My mother-in-law started the dishwasher for us when we were away. She used dish soap."

It is really amazing how much carnage this quite simple mistake can make. A person with form in this area also helpfully added, "If this ever happens again, a tiny bit of fabric softener stops the insane bubbling. Yes, you’ll have to rewash the dishes, but you'll be doing that anyway with this much soap!"

"The psycho who did this in my art class."

At first I could not get over how immaculate that keyboard, so much so that it took me absolutely ages to notice that they had made it alphabetical. They also swapped the numbers around as well, eww.

"This 'disable friendly' ramp."

Christ, you would need some serious upper body strength to get up that in a wheelchair! I love how he is pointing at it as well, what PR person thought that this was a good picture?

"They tried their best…"

The people who left this receipt must have been absolutely rotten. Some people are bad enough at math as it is without adding a vat of alcohol into the equation to make things even more difficult!

"That's life kid!"

I would never trust a toddler to carry a pizza. No kid should be trusted with holding anything that valuable! I hope that this was a valuable moment of learning for both the child and their guardian!

"Customer accidentally dropped a pound of screws into a box of nails."

One very helpful person suggested that they use a magnet to separate the screws from the nails. They were joking obviously...I mean, dear God I hope that they were joking.

"I wore a mesh hat on a 30 mile hike. Feeling like Aang today."

Wow, that looks like it will sting if he gets a slap to the noggin. At least the arrow will tell anyone looking at him from above what direction he is travelling in!

"My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this."

Jesus, do they drink enough Pump, Coke, and Pepsi? They must be the most hydrated person on the planet, I would never be out of the bathroom if I drank that much throughout the day!

"That really sucks my guy..."

One person pointed out that this looks like a modern renaissance painting and that could be the most accurate description of anything ever. He is so agonisingly close to grabbing it, it hurts to look at!

"My loom before and after the art teacher 'helped' me out."

Fortunately, this person was given an extension on when they would have to hand in their final project. However, that wouldn't be necessary if their teacher wasn't a dingbat.

"This package of foam letters I bought."

At least they will be able to spell out a lot of web addresses, which is exactly what people often by these packets of foam letters for. Three o's is absolutely insane as well.

"Bread from Whole Foods... More like Hole Foods."

"The starting temp of the flour and water was too high. I worked in a bakery during college, and I would have to use a gallon of ice water (8 lbs) per 32 lbs of water for every 50 lbs of flour during humid Summer months. This slowed down the proofing process and made smaller holes. None of these artisan companies seems to use this technique and in the summer you see the big holes in the bread," wrote one baker.

"I will give you one guess as to which banana I was holding and trying to break off."

Can you hear that? It is the mockery of all of those bananas! Bananas love nothing more than to try and make fools out of humans. Sure, they might pretend to be just inanimate fruits, but they're devious things.

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