There are some people who just can't bring themselves to run around the garden, instead preferring to head right up the path and kick the front door in and... Actually, that analogy got a little bit away from me there, sounds more like you're going to get burgled.
Anyway, all of that nonsense aside, here are 25 people who are just telling us what we want to hear!
Some people have a way of looking at the world that is just completely unique, and this kid has that gift!
This sounds like it could have been written by anyone. I wish more wine bottles would describe their flavors like this.
I feel like more books should come with instruction manuals. Well, mainly fantasy novels.
I mean, if you're choosing a Clif bar over a packet of Skittles then you have more serious issues going on in your life.
Well, I'm sure that rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way, but I can't really refute the logic behind this leap.
This is oddly existential. I feel like this child is both answering the question and questioning their reality. Fun stuff, guys.
If he doesn't end up even getting the job teaching other people Egyptology then this was one hell of a gamble!
I guess that they don't do hair extensions in this place. If they do, you could probably sue them.
Well, that is essentially how business works! I love that they're keeping things nice and simple!
This workplace is just asking for someone to try and rob it while wearing a dinosaur-costume.
"Dave, are your pockets full of batteries?"
"Maybe."
"Why?"
"The sign said they were free."
"You're fired."
"Why is this building so wonky? Did you use the faulty spirit levels?"
"Oh God...I thought that was just a joke."
"No! I said you can have one or the other!"
"But...why?"
"Well...because I said so that's why!"
Behold, Harold! Fear Harold for he is the mighty green insect. Actually, he seems pretty chilled out the more I look at him.
That's sure as hell not the intended answer, but it is certainly an answer!
I can't see anything wrong with this answer, unless you're studying at Art School that is. If that's the case then they're maybe in the wrong place.
Did Captain Raymond Holt design this birthday cake? I might have to remember this for when I want to start forgetting my own age.
You would have thought that this would have been a much bigger pot in fairness. Still, don't mess with this doctor though.
Now this is the kind of "nutrition" that I can very much get on board with! I can't believe that I've been eating apples like a clown when I could have been eating sweets instead.
Hopefully the tow will just cost them $50 and then the whole thing will come out even!
I do not know how mothers are so adept at finding literally any item in a house. It's like the most menial yet incredibly useful superpower.
I don't care how pushy they get, they're never going to get me in there. I've given in at this point in life, I know my limits.
I'd take the risk of having a haunted piano. I mean, what if the ghost that is haunting me turns out to be a great pianist, then I get free music all the time!
They clearly needed to specify that they wanted the sesame seeds bun, rookie mistake right here!
This handy trick of just looking out of a nearby window threatens to put meteorologists across the globe out of work!
