People tend get creative in the face of hardship.
Of course, I don't mean "surviving World War II" kind of hardship. I mean general laziness and lack of money (like, you have an iPhone 6S but you can't afford to eat Chipotle every day).
When confronted with these issues, it's pretty amazing what people come up with.
There are definitely shoppers who would take advantage of this deal.
Don't believe me? Look up "Black Friday shopping" on YouTube and then tell me whether or not you think these people mess around.
Whenever someone tries to FaceTime me, I literally chuck my phone across the room.
It just feels like an infringement on my privacy rights.
I just walk straight past the ticket collector, bottle of Sprite and Smartfood in hand.
No one working at the movie theater cares that much about their job.
Looking to escape your children? Of course you are. Look no further.
This is literally how I'm tryna be all next summer.
That's funny, whenever I order pizza, I usually write "Tell me I'm skinny" in the special instructions box, but this is much more practical.
"Well, Headmaster, he didn't cite any sources, so I believe that falls under plagiarism."
"I see. Anything else?"
"He pasted a photo of Danny Devito instead."
"LOL that's awesome. I'll let this one slide."
I'm usually sleeping during other people's PowerPoint presentations, but this one hits me on a personal level.
So few words, yet so much truth.
People always fall asleep next to me on the subway.
Sometimes, I even let them sleep on my shoulder, just so I can see the embarrassed look on their face when they wake up.
Look, the economy is really bad right now (IDK if it actually is, I think that's just an English proverb or something). You have to make a living however you can.
No food in the living room?!
I can't even physically eat unless there's some kind of screen in front of me.
It's a surefire way to wear a hood without causing your hair to get all matted or frizzy.
People like this woman are innovators, forward-thinkers, geniuses.
I'm sorry, but I strongly disagree with this.
Cheetos fingers are essential to the Cheetos experience. You can't just bypass the best part.
I don't know, is this necessary?
Forks can replace tongs in any basic culinary scenario, especially Tupperware zucchini.
I think this guy's just showing off.
Or you have a 45-minute layover, which feels like three hours in airport time.
Sooo, what is that, an Xbox? Got any two-player games?
Wow, what can't sleeping do to improve my overall well-being?
This is great. Just another reason to never get out of bed.
"Well, we love the place, but we just aren't sure about the ghastly howling coming from the attic."
"I'll throw in a pizza."
"We'll take it!"
Now wait just a minute: Is this what passes for an eye exam these days?
Or is this just what they use on people who don't have insurance?
Thanks a lot, every American kid who put these toys directly in their mouths and RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
I don't wear glasses, but this photo has got me thinking that I should.
Plus, how is it even possible to write that tiny? How?!
As much as possible, of course. You still can't try those sweet kicks on, but you have to admit, it's not the worst way to see what they'll look like at the end of your legs.
It's one thing to hang your phone in a baggie from the seat in front of you when you're flying, and another entirely to open up a whole new world of shower leisure.
There are DIY solutions, and then there's doing it your dang self. Respect to this guy, as long as I don't trip over anything.
It just took a visionary to notice that a stepladder is also a desk/ottoman. He's going to change some lives.
"Oh no, this steak comes smothered in mushrooms, guess I'll just have to have the whole thing to myself."
A win for laziness is a win for all, especially on movie night.
Like, you could just laminate this bad boy and pull it out on the regular, and eventually you wouldn't even have to worry about coming home.
It's the principle of the matter, I'm sure, not the time and effort it takes to change out a wheel versus the expense of just paying the fine.
Credit to the person who realized a bit of polishing could net them more privacy, for whatever they need the privacy for.
If you're a total dumb-dumb and wind up with a DUI, at least you know who to call afterwards.
The Law Office of H. Chase Harbin doesn't have very much faith in this nightclub's clientele.
You modify a taser to work off an alarm clock and shock you awake. You know, as one does.
But I can say that, if you can't tell an earthquake is happening by more than a pair of googly eyes, is an earthquake even happening?
If someone did this to me, I'm not sure whether I'd think they were creepy or a genius.
...But I'm leaning toward genius.
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Pfft, I'd be willing to do a lot more chores than that if it meant free internet.
You could've doubled that list, sucker.
This is how we used to iron in the pre-electricity age.
And yes, I did make that up. But it feels accurate, doesn't it?
Collectively speaking, I think we're all anti-ticket police.
I can't stand it when people say, "They're just doing their jobs," or "They're people, too."
It's like: Are they people, though? Are they really?
