I'm pretty sure we all know that what's good for the goose isn't always good for the gander. Everyone has a different definition of success and happiness, so to hold people to your own standards just isn't very fair.
That being said, people are weird as ever, so someone's best life is bound to be another person's worst nightmare. I'm not here to judge though, I'm just here to show you some folks who are livin' their best life.
Just look at this guy. He's hella happy to be luggin' it along.
Cigarette nails aren't something I would consider putting on my own fingers, but that doesn't mean that everyone else can't rock this style.
If you agree, can you please sign my online petition on Change.org. I don't know if my leg work will prompt a menu change, but I do know that my efforts allow me to sleep soundly at night.
In fact, after you show off your new cut, there might be no one left to talk behind your back, because this style is scary AF.
Even for the most outrageous fashionistas among us, I cannot even imagine seeing these pants in the wild. They are just too much for one person.
Actually, I doubt anyone has — or ever will — love pineapple as much as this interesting individual does.
Actually, don't think about it. It's probably a few seconds at best, which in the grand scheme of things amounts to nothing.
You are out ya darn mind if you think he's gonna stick that whole fruit pop in his mouth in public.
Ya, me neither. My best guess is she did it for the 'Gram.
It would be so dehydrating. Maybe you could take a lick every day until it dissolves.
This contraption probably weighs way less than my actual phone, and is much more compact.
It's also your bathroom and you have to clean it, so why should I give a crap what diarrhea fuel you ingest?
So why not just spend your break building an expandable straw, so you can sip your water from a mile away?
I'm not judging, I'm just saying that this isn't the safest way to slack off.
Get with it. It's not an accident. It's a full-blown fashion statement.
All you have to do is buy six pounds of raw veggies from the grocery store, cut them into thin pieces, then apply them all over your body.
Results may vary.
Let's just hope there are no bees nearby.
I don't want to admit it, but considering how many times I catch a cold each fall, I would probably wear this.
If anything, you should be deeply impressed because this is talent, my friend.
It doesn't matter who or where you are, never be afraid to lay out a towel and plop down.
Now he actually has hands-on data that proves just how fresh-to-death his new cut is.
Life's too short to spend it sober, so hit me up with some of that sauce.
Kidding — it's awkward as ever, but at least she's trying to optimize her time. You probably show up to work five minutes late every day, so hold your tongue.
I guess if you've got it, you really have to flaunt it. Otherwise, it's just a huge waste, and no one likes to be wasteful.
