Do y'all believe in coincidences? I didn't, until I found out that all my friends had been dating the same person at the same time and had no idea! Wow!
Wait...aw, man.
OK, so a massive cheatstorm doesn't count. But there are lots of strange coinciding events that aren't the result of terrible romantic deception!
Like...
Unless it saw the tattoo, I guess. But still. What are the odds of having two monstrous things below your ankle at once?
Deep in every bearded man's subconscious is a desire to be close to beards that resemble his own. Science fact.
"Ugh, I hate physics." —a cat, betrayed by the classic "knock something off a counter" tactic that had served it well until this day.
Unless...could it be? Is my dad secretly behind Shazam? Nah, if that were true, Shazam would be full of genie jokes, because my dad couldn't resist.
In the immortal words of Danny DeVito pretending to be a limo driver: "I love eggs, Charlie."
But hey, that's the way the cookies and cream crumbles. Wait, what?
It's so obvious.
Or am I just that starved for attention?
Plot twist: Inside each is a jar of applesauce. Don't ask how it's made, the explanation will take all day. Just enjoy.
But hey, I'll watch anything with arguing cars, so bring it on. I am down.
But hey, maybe a couple chews on the ol' cuticle will set her straight.
There's no way that I could take a paper off the top of this stack and not look around to check if someone's watching.
And then laugh a long, gluten-filled laugh, like I did.
First of all, wouldn't it just have one leg if it was a giant flamingo? And is it still a coincidence if there's a pink flappy boi directing them from above?
Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
If you really want ice cream, it's better for the ice cream guy if you have to buy two once the seagull steals the first one.
Conspiracy.
Either that or they're just (SPOILER ALERT) paying tribute to a fallen crawly boi.
Especially when they're grumpy during the fireworks because they have to work early.
Apparently, the fireworks show didn't have quite enough noise and spectacle for nature's tastes, so it had to flex on us.
Rub it in, sky wizards.
Who knew that irresponsibility could wind up being your best friend? Very inspiring, my dude.
It's those big ol' eyes. Just remind yourself that they're actually tiny, creepy eyes.
I swear, I will buy a Venus flytrap just to make sure. Y'all are going down, I'm not waiting for the spiders to do the job.
These monster mutant bananas are disturbing, but I guess I can't argue with my nutritionist. Thanks, Doktor Maniakkor. You're the best.
Still, I wonder how long it took for this sign to go from being genuine to sarcastic?
But there's still something pretty amazing about the fact that the one that looks the most like the U.K. was actually spotted in the U.K.
They almost certainly didn't because it probably got them into way more trouble than could possibly be worth it. In that case, thank you for your sacrifice, driver.
I know it doesn't make sense to assign human characteristics to machines, but I still can't remember the last time I saw something so spiteful.
I won, accept it!
It's one of the only times that someone could sheepishly say, "I meant to do that" and actually convince everyone who witnessed their blunder.
Yes, a patient's blood pressure and mean arterial pressure somehow managed to spell out "1234567."
Are they secretly an android or something?
Even putting aside that we don't usually expect to find a bullet just chilling in a living thing, it's also pretty amazing that they found the exact spot it ended up.
What makes this such a mind-blowing coincidence is that the nurse holding her would actually end up serving as one of her instructors 20 years later.
How often does something like that happen?
Another strange coincidence is the fact that these cars all happened to have the same color and more or less the same shape despite being manufactured by four different companies.
While it's hardly unusual to run across a pigeon while you're playing Pokémon Go, it's a different story when it both closely resembles the nearby pokémon and is standing in the same place.
Now we just need to find a turtle that can stand on two legs and shoot water out of its mouth.
And unless it somehow flew in front of somebody's gun, those involved in this situation were even luckier than they might realize because that seems too close for comfort.
Please don't ask me to calculate the odds of that happening. I like my brain a lot better when it hasn't exploded.
That may not sound like a big deal except for the fact that only 200 of this breed exist in North America and it actually turned out that both dogs in different parts of the continent came from the same litter.
Yeah, now it's crazy.
Even if it turns out that they were actually in Red Mesa, Utah when this was taken, there's still a lot that could've gone at least slightly askew here.
Of course, it's even crazier if they're nowhere near that place.
Just remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the world's not out to get you.
