13+ People Who Are Out To Get Us

Sure, it "broke". Don't try and tell me that you didn't do this to it on purpose whoever posted this!

A lot of people strongly requested that this person post the recording, even just the clip of the fart; however, they sadly did not! And I cannot believe that I am genuinely disappointed at not being able to hear a recording of a fart.

Well, at least this Kindle got taken out of the box! There are a lot of Kindles out there bought for Christmas that never see the light of day, such as my grandmother's one that is essentially a fancy paperweight.

"I've trained for years in the art of espionage with the most elite organizations in all of the world and..."

"Is that a racoon in the bin?"

"Damn."

He could have at least asked if anyone else wanted anything ordering in. They could have all had a pizza party in the DMV... which sounds like the worst birthday party ever.

So this is what retired people do with their time! I knew it! I knew they couldn't just be doing crosswords and saying that global warming is a myth!

Good lord that is a lot of frosting! Although, the sour jellies really won me over. I think I'd have heartburn for a week after eating this... but it'd be worth it.

What a ludicrously strange thing to find! Although, I guess you can find all sorts in Amsterdam. One person in the comments explained:

"This bronze was placed right in front of the old church in the mid-1990s and nobody knew who had placed it there or why. The city government wanted it removed asap but finally, after a lot of people agreed to "save the breast" it was decided to only remove it from the entrance of the church; it's now a few feet away from it. The artist remains anonymous to this day but rumors were always strong that it was made by former Queen Beatrix..."

A lot of people were assuming that the friend's house was previously owned by a drug dealer; however, the person who posted this wrote, "Unfortunately, they've owned the house for over a decade and the visits are new. They appear to be strung out and going to the wrong house".

He's going to make that plug socket the happiest appliance in all of the world. It is Annoying that that woman intruded on the private moment though.

Where does it say in the syllabus that you can't do this? I mean, there are probably several rules explaining that you can't do this, but until I read them with my own two eyes I won't believe it!

This is worthy of Shakespeare! Comparing someone to the feeling of catching every Pokemon is truly inspired, I wish I had thought of that... although, I don't think I've ever felt that strongly about someone.

Naming a kid is hardly important anyway. I mean, if they don't like it they can always just change it. Hence, why I secretly changed my name to Magnus Magnificent several years ago.

I wish I'd have thought of this when I worked at Costa. The sign would have said: "Are the holiday special drinks still on the board? Yes ⏤ Then you can order one. No ⏤ We clearly aren't sodding doing them anymore, so no you can't have one!"

If you want to be serenaded by a choir of angels while you defecate, then this is the toilet for you! And, I mean, who wouldn't want that?

I think that this is the only thing that you could do to a smart car to actually make it better... cover it with literally anything.

What kind of person would get a colorblind child colored pencils? That is surely just one of the cruelest things you could do to a kid!

Life is hard for people whose initials spell out something you don't necessarily want them to. Also, how on earth can someone be that naive? I wonder if they actually used it at all.

And I can see why! I hope that Dan's Big And Tall, or another tall person clothing store, took this idea! Also, is it only me that finds that a strange business model. Why don't regular stores just make bigger sizes? Then these shops would be redundant?

People were curious about what the friend had actually done to get fired, and apparently, "he was co-mingling with guests on the cruise he was bartending. He got a flight back home."

That is actually incredibly impressive for a first go! They should get this tattooed on themselves... imagine cracking that bad boy out at the gym.

Don't farm harder, farm smarter! Also, who are the people who make these complaints? How sad does your life have to be that you actually report someone for something like this?

Wow, that is a palpable look of disappointment right there! Can you imagine the irony if this gift was the thing that made her snap and break up with him? That would be positively Shakesperian.

Holy hell, that's one hell of a saving. Although, if you look at it, it only gets 2 stars, so maybe avoid that one! See... being a refrigerator salesman is easy!

I often think that if my cat could drive and get a job then they would move out of my flat in a heartbeat.

Ah, Janet M. I can only hope that when I go, I can think of something as fun to write on my gravestone. Although, in reality, it will probably just be something depressing like, "Thank God, I'm shattered."

What on Earth did they do to create that pattern? Did they run around peeing, or just sping around on the spot? Either way, that's very unsettling. Is this a common thing for dogs to do, 'cause I've never seen this before?

Sometimes the simplest pranks are the most satisfying! Have you ever fallen for something like this? I mean, I definitely haven't... I'm just curious.

Signing as 'housekeeping management' was a nice touch, makes you feel like you live in a really brutal hotel.

The detail put into this is amazing, really excellent execution but I don't think I'd be able to psych myself out enough to eat it.

I'm not fooled. I saw the movies, I know Pennywise's whole thing is shapeshifting, I'm not about to let his tricks get me.

If this is where his desk is his head must almost be touching the ceiling.

With some time, dedication, and crafting skills, this could be an absolutely devastating prank.

If you have time to draw and tape this whole scene together, you have to time to tell your partner you don't like that syrup. But this is way funnier, I'll admit.

Now I'm not claiming to be a car expert, but I'm pretty sure no car needs this. Ever. For any reason.

He is following the sign! If we're talking on a technicality here, he's in the right.

You can still see them abundantly in their natural habitat, these ones must have been brought in because they were sick or needed rehabilitation.

I think cats are hardwired to ignore the nice things you buy them and just play with trash instead.

Can you imagine opening the next day, coming in through the back and you go to unlock the front door only to be met with horror in its purest form.

Round die? Round die. My brain is having major issues processing this, hold on.

It's efficient, it's easy, maybe a tad impersonal but I think that's fine coming from coworkers. This is the ideal work birthday.

I can't wrap my head around people who aren't cake decorators thinking they can improve a cake. You reap what you sow.

What a needless yet amazing prank to pull. However, there is also the chance that he really does have a twin brother, and you never knew...

You can tell they did this purely to be evil. Karma will come back for them someday in the form of a minor inconvenience.

I wonder how many keyboards will get smashed as a result of computer pedantry like this? Because I know for a fact that I would have smashed the hell out of mine. Math is annoying enough as it is!