I have a few tattoos, including one that I hate and want to cover up. I mean, it's not the worst tattoo in the world (that might be in this list though), but I'm just done with it and want something better.
So I guess I have some sympathy for the poor folks in this list. Some sympathy. Not a lot. It's a simple spell-check half the time. Come on, people.
Sorry, I'm just practicing for when I'm a tattooist and can just run some random nonsense onto an innocent person's flesh. It's gonna be a blast, I can already tell.
I'm just trying to picture the conversation that led to this being marked on a human body. It's a stretch.
So, after this, she goes and shows all her friends over brunch, then they go to Starbucks and wait for pumpkin spice lattes to come back. It's March.
I like pigs, but this whole thing is a disaster. I mean, if you had to have one, which would you get? Personally, I'd get out of that tattoo shop.
Just remember, if you're lost in the woods, the moss always grows on the outside of the tree. I think.
It's pretty funny to me that besides the spelling, this person's art skills are also permanently in the second grade. What is up with that janked-out school bus?
Well, I guess it is pretty impressive that your artist could produce this after just two weeks. It's impressive that a 5-year-old can tattoo at all!
I can't really bring myself to hate it. It's self-referential, you understand it as soon as you see it. Pretty much the definition of a happy accident.
You know, I say that now, but then I wonder how many results would come up if I googled "Trump tattoo" right now.
I don't even think Jeb Bush is hyped enough over Jeb Bush to get a tattoo about himself.
Too bad it's not valid currency.
Wait. Wait a minute. That's an actual camera? Not a phone? When was this picture taken? Weird.
You might as well have asked for the "derp special," bruh.
You can tell he's already given up trying and lets the ink do the work. He literally left a bag of Ruffles in the shot. What a champion.
And let's be real, tramp stamps are always a fail anyway.
Hopefully they'll use that cynicism the next time they go in for a tattoo and wonder if the artist can spell.
