12+ Things People Tried To Sell On Facebook That Genuinely Make Us Concerned

Right off the bat we've got someone trying to sell a live snail and a penny.

I guess everyone needs company of some kind?

Good rule of thumb: if something has legitimately been inside of you, you get to be the one to throw it away. It's yours to do what you will.

This is that guy who watched one episode of an HGTV home decor show and wants to get a piece of that "Millennial Market".

Not my personal style, but hey, to each their own.

This is the kind of product that is 100% poisoned. I swear I'm not a pessimist— something's not quite right here.

Yep, someone actually tried to sell their girlfriend. The next thing he posts may just be a wanted ad for a new one.

I would really like a more detailed explanation of what on earth is going on in this person's life that they dug up someone who had already been buried for three years.

Actually, you know what? Maybe I don't need to know.

Maybe the artist is a very well spoken five-year-old? I don't want to make any unfair assumptions.

Now, I may be wrong here, but I feel like someone is looking for this.

Ah yes, a tested and customer certified cancer machine. I'll take two!

Sometimes you've just gotta take a leap of faith. A really, really big leap.

I like licorice as much as the next gal, but something tells me that that snack has been places.

What, you don't keep your gasoline in creepy old alcohol bottles? The future is now my man.

As the intro to J-Lo's "Jenny From The Block" always says, everyone's got to make a livin'.

Her heart, soul, and sense of purpose are on sale for a buy two get the third free.

Children's art projects are getting pretty wild. Someone had to say it.

All I want for Christmas is a realistic pig baby. They're all their age at the moment.

If you can set aside the creepy factor for a second, that wall of cans is just plain impressive. That's enough spit to last a lifetime.

I mean I've already got two of them. How many does one person really need?

What I'd like clarified is if this is a grub resale or if these grubs are like, her own home grown business products.

Just what everyone with money to spare is desperately searching for: pet eyebrow services.

I'd like to sell my Facebook account please.