Do you often find yourself looking at your phone charger and thinking, “You’re just not festive enough for me, thine bland old wire! Lord, how I wish my charging cable would be brighter, for that… oh, for that sweetest of reliefs, I would give my very soul itself!”
Well, now one company has answered your ludicrously specific prayers.
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The Christmas spirit can send some people into a frenzy.
And why shouldn’t it? Heck, it’s the most super-wonderful time of the year and all that good stuff ain’t it! In the voice of Tiny Tim
(Aside from the awful songs, the forced joviality, the terrible Christmas puddings, hideous mince pies, and awful carol singers that is)
Well, now you can get your Christmas fix wherever you go with this wonderful charging cable!
Because nothing says Christmas like spending your hard-earned cash on flashing lights to distract you from the crushing tide of hideousness and misery that plagues everyday life! Ho ho ho!
Amazon is selling these light-up beauties for just $15!
If only these had been around in A Christmas Carol ! Well, I wager good old Bob Crachit would have sent that big turkey back to Mr. Scrooge and demanded he instead be given one of these wonderful devices for his family to feast upon!
(Disclaimer: do not eat these wires — ’cause they’re wires)
The charging cable has ten LED multicolored lights that shine when in use.
And, you can use them all year round if you wish, as this cable will work all year round, according to Amazon’s product description !
So, why not be the hit of the office, by slowly burning the Christmas spirit into the fragile retinas of your work colleague’s misery-filtered, beleaguered eyes by forcing Christmas into their eye sockets 365 days a year!
The product has been a startling success with customers!
With people describing the product as a “Christmas must-have!” among other wonderful and insipidly cheer-filled things, you can expect these to be bothering you at home, in the office, or even in the car before you can scream into the unending void, “Dear lord is Christmas over yet!?”
So, what are you waiting for? Head online to get your Christmas light charging cables and start pouring gasoline on the Christmas bonfire of consumerism that will temporarily mask the gaping void in your soul where your hopes and dreams once resided! Merry Christmas!
h/t: Amazon
