There are only two kinds of people in this world: People who prefer the edges of brownies over the gooey middle pieces, and liars.
We’ve put up with eating middle brownies for far too long, and now there’s finally a baking pan that gives the people what they want .
You deserve the best brownies.
We’re all about self love in 2019, and part of that love starts in the kitchen.
Middle brownies are the mediocre boyfriends of the dessert world. Set your brownie standards as high as your dating standards and swipe left.
Boy, bye!!!
Even Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Chelsea Peretti agrees.
She went on to explain that a lot of brownies are “mushy, wet, oily, and stick to your fingers” and that her preferred brownie has “crispy edges of course”.
But then, a Twitter user shared this baking pan from Baker’s Edge.
Our lives are forever changed by this knowledge. @awoldnamedjohn should get some kind of prize.
Seriously.
I need an Edge Brownie Pan. I need ten.
The product description on the Baker’s Edge website claims that the pan is “the only gourmet brownie pan that adds two chewy edges to every serving.”
It’s strong, easy to clean, and widely acclaimed.
“The pan’s patented sidewalls also improve baking performance,” the website explains, “by circulating heat evenly to the pan’s middle, where food typically takes longer to bake”.
You never have to eat another middle brownie ever again.
The Edge Brownie Pan is now available for $35.95 .
I’m on the edge with you, and oh boy are we having a good time.
#teamedgebrownies.
