Okay, so the 2019 MTV VMAs have just wrapped up, and there is a lot of ground to be covered. But one thing we’re not talking about enough — that deserves way more attention, is the fact that Lenny Kravitz is a freaking vampire.
The man does not age and it needs to be discussed.
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Let’s give credit where credit is due.
Somehow, Lenny Kravitz has managed to sneak by the last 25 years, aging more gracefully than anybody has ever seen, without us even realizing it until now.
So, yeah. We have questions.
Lenny, my dude, what is your skincare routine like? What are you eating? Is there something you know that we don’t?
We need answers and we need them now.
Some people are genuinely outraged because of how unfair it is to the rest of us.
While Lenny has been seemingly frozen in time, preserved to look like he’s 25 years old forever, the rest of us are out here aging like milk.
I don’t make the rules. It’s just science. He has miracle genes.
He is practically identical to how he looked at half his age.
It is unreal.
I’m 99% sure Lenny Kravitz is immortal. He’s going to outlive us all and he’s going to do it in style.
Not only does he not look like a 55-year-old, but he doesn’t dress like one either.
He’s trendy AF.
His VMA red carpet look was bold.
He is somehow rocking denim on denim — contrary to popular belief that it cannot be done.
His shirt? I don’t even know if we can call it that. Whatever it is, he’s making it work.
When I saw Lenny walk out onto the VMA stage, I immediately googled his age.
I then spent a solid 15 minutes trying to calculate how the hell he could possibly be 55 years old.
It adds up, but at the same time, does it?
This fan brought up a very interesting point that I want to dive into real quick.
Somehow , against the laws of time, Lenny and his — I can’t emphasize this enough — daughter , Zoe Kravitz, look like they are the same age.
I mean… Can somebody explain this anomaly to me?
I’m trying to wrap my head around it — I really am. But there is no way that this can be rationalized. Sorry.
Furthermore, in this photo I could hardly tell which one was Zoe and which one was her mom, Lisa Bonet.
Lenny doesn’t age.
Lisa cloned herself.
It’s a lot to process.
Again, just to really cement it into your heads: Lenny Kravitz is 55 years old.
It’s a hard pill to swallow — I know — I’m right here with you guys. We’re going through this together.
You know what, I’m just gonna come right out and say it:
Not only does Lenny not age, he actually looks better now than he did when he was in his so-called “prime”.
If you ask me, this is his prime.
I can prove my theory. Here he is in the early ’90s.
Obviously he is still gorgeous. I won’t take that from him — he’s always been fire.
But, with that in mind, let’s take a closer look at what he looks like now .
Anyways, I rest my case. I’m right and you know it.
Fifty-five? More like fifty- fine .
I don’t know if there’s hope for the rest of us to look this good when we’re his age. But a girl can hope.
Keep doing whatever the hell it is you’re doing, Lenny. It’s working.
Let us know what you think of Lenny Kravitz agelessness.
Can you believe he’s actually 55?
