Most relationships start with the honeymoon stage.
Here, you dress up real nice, watch what you say, and wouldn’t dare fart in front of your partner.
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Cut to six months down the line, though, and you’ve ventured into the Land of Comfortability. Basically, anything goes. Kissing in weird ways, annoying each other, farting in their face.
Keep reading for more weird things people do with their partners. Some of these are really surprising!
They do inverted kissing.
No, not like the infamous kiss from Spider-Man.
As this Redditor explained , it’s when “one of us surprises the other by opening their mouth big and covering the other party’s puckered up lips.”
They have a “Kissing Monster.”
“(Spoiler alert: it’s me with a blanket over my head), that visits my SO every now and gives him loads of kisses before slinking off again into the night. We have never acknowledged that I am in fact, the Kiss Monster.” – Redditor MonocromeRainbow
They have full-on conversations as their dogs.
While most of the world has conversations with their dogs, this couple pretends that they are their dogs.
This happens even when the dogs aren’t around them.
They hoot like owls at each other.
“It started shortly after we got together and neither of us can remember how. But we’ll be sitting in silence, each doing our own thing, and one of us will just say “hoot!’ into the quiet, and the other replies in kind. It’s sort of a ‘Doing good? Me too. Love you.’ thing.” – Redditor lillithfair4
They have a 17-year clothespin game.
That takes dedication! Basically, they stealthily pin a clothespin to the other’s clothes.
“Sometimes, no clothespin for months, and then bam. One in your armpit,” the Redditor wrote . They need to go all-out for the game’s 20th anniversary.
They do a dance with their partner as soon as their home.
“As soon as I enter she comes to me and we both do a little dance while singing an bollywood song ‘Mera Piya Ghar Aaya’ (My love has reached home). And, then we hug and greet.” – Redditor najafce
They wrap each other like bread.
Some call this “baby burrito.”
Basically, the Redditor said that they wrap their girlfriend up in a brown blanket and roll her back and forth. All the while, he’s telling her, “Shhhhh be bread, it’s okay, just be bread, shhhh, loaf-girlfriend, it’s okay to become bread.”
They make penis drawings.
“I don’t remember who started it but we hide the same penis drawing for the other one to find. She put it in my suitcase when I went away on a hunting trip with my buddies and I had to explain why I had a crudely drawn wang on a sheet of notebook paper packed with my socks.” – Redditor Danz322
They stand in each other’s way for no reason other than to be annoying.
This is called living with someone for too long.
LOL, just kidding. Some couples have to “pay the toll” by giving their partners a kiss to get by.
They use elaborate pet names.
Forget baby or babe — this couple uses very complex pet names with each other when they answer the phone.
One time the girlfriend said, “hello my Persian tropical icecream sweety watermelon minx.”
They invented rock, paper, scissors with kissing.
Someone has a lot of time on their hands! According to this Redditor , mouth closed = rock; mouth open = paper; and tongue sticking out = scissors.
They sometimes do it randomly with each other by surprise to try and win.
They touch their butts together every night and do a little wiggle.
“It’s part of our routine now and must be done for optimal sleeping,” this Redditor wrote . So, should we throw out our weighted blanket now… or?
They have “armpit trust.”
Apparently, this is when you refuse to poke the other person’s armpit, no matter how tempting it might be.
Never heard of it before this and now sort of wish I never did.
They roleplay on the phone.
“Sometimes when I answer the phone I become Detective Tony Pepperoni, and he’s Cheesy Steve and the Saucy Boys. There’s never really any warning, it just kinda happens and it gets pretty intense.” – Redditor MiaKatRio
They wrestle with each other for fun.
Believe it or not, it’s nothing sexual. This couple simply has a real competition against each other. So, like when Monica and Ross from Friends wrestled with each other?
They have a mating dance.
“We have a mating dance that has gotten increasingly elaborate in the decade we have been together. Example moves: slapping one’s own butt, moving one’s arms like a choo choo train, one handed clapping.” – Redditor deleted
They cuddle or hold hands while fighting.
Weird or not, this is actually really smart . Just imagine the sheer number of fights that would be stopped if two people had tender, loving physical contact during tension.
They sleep in separate bedrooms.
This has to do with the fact that one’s a light sleeper while the other sleeps like a freight train.
They may miss snuggling, but sleep is sleep at the end of the day.
They yell at each other when they sneeze.
“Whenever he sneezes, I shout as aggressively as I can SHUT UP. To which he responds even louder, YOU SHUT UP. This is everywhere. At home, in public, it doesn’t matter. It’s gotten to the point where I consciously have to stop myself from shouting at anyone else who sneezes.” – Redditor SoManyStarWipes
