If you haven't seen the classic 1989 holiday movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, I'd ask that you stop what you're doing right now and go watch it. I don't care that it's November. This is for your own good.
Remember that scene where cousin Eddie rolls up to the Griswold's house in a dirty, beat-up RV, complete with a festive Christmas wreath and a toilet that requires frequent emptying when it gets full? Well, now you can put that exact same RV on your own lawn for the entire holiday season!