Have you ever really not wanted to do something, so you decided to pass it off to someone else?
Well, this is sort of like that, except the "something" is an assassination plot and the "someone" is a hitman. Well five, to be exact. Oh, and in this scenario you're a hitman, too. Confused yet? Well, just do your best to keep up.
According to CNN, five men in China have been jailed after an elaborate web of outsourcing saw each one hire the other to complete a hit, which apparently none of them wanted to do themselves.