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Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Made Out Dressed As The Joker

When it comes to PDA, there's a time and place, ya know?

I often think the time is never and the place is in the comfort of your own damn home so the rest of us don't have to see you sucking face at the dinner table, but I digress.

You know who *lurves* PDA? Miley Cyrus and her new beau, Cody Simpson.

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The pair have been dating for a whopping 2 weeks now and it's love, okay guys?

We don't know much about them, but we do know they think broccoli soup is a aphrodisiac.

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Apparently, they also think the Joker is an aphrodisiac.

This can be confirmed by the following video, which I apologize in advance for.

I'm rlly sorry, but if my eyes have to see this then so do yours.

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Who needs sleep?!

Nightmares for everyone!

We love a spooky season scare!!!!

Joaquin Phoenix has yet to comment on their makeout, but I'm pretty sure he's just as grossed out as we are, lol.

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