10+ Rachel Green Scenes Proving She's The Best Of 'Friends'

Now in my experience, there are a couple of things she could be talking about here. It could be the fact that he was too quick or the fact that he couldn't even start.

Either way, very embarrassing.

Aw weird! She looks like an alien!

But seriously though, playing mind games to get this woman to shave her head, just so you can break up her relationship is pretty savage.

Sorry, Rach, I feel like this has less to do with the fact that they are men and more to do with the fact that you stink at poker.

Still savage, though.

Not only did she never learn his last name, but she also went to his work and told his coworkers that he was gay so he would stay single.

Yikes!

This is while she was engaged to Barry!

To be fair, it was a "what if" episode, but still! And it was during a daydream...still! Pretty savage.

Ross was so proud of his newly whitened teeth, and he wanted to show them to Rachel. He asks "notice anything different?"

And she replies: "Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside".

Seriously, she wouldn't even sit and listen to one of Pheobe's ridiculous stories.

Granted, they're hard to listen too when you're not carrying around a human child, so I'm not surprised.

Truth be told, her sister was a lot dumber than she was, so it's always funny when Rachel has to put her down.

In this case, when she puts down her "Career".

Poor Ross. You know, Archeology isn't that boring... and it's awful important as well!

Not to Rachel however, who makes fun of it for it at every opportunity... because she's a savage.

Okay, to be fair, this was completely accidental, so she can't be blamed for that.

But she ended up being happier when she moved out--pretty savage if you ask me.

Poor Chandler. The guy had no idea what he was doing.

Oh well, that is probably one of the best responses to "you idiot" in television, nay, world history.

Pretty much every time Ross got into a new relationship, Bonnie, Charlie, Julie, Emily, etc, she would get all pissed off. She also constantly told her parents that Ross was crappy.

How savage of her.

That would resonate throughout the rest of the time, exiting the lips of every pregnant woman who had a man try to mansplain pregnancy to her.

Take that, Ross! You mansplaining man, you!

Man, Ross sure does take a lot of crap from Rachel in this series...

However, Ruth isn't a very good name for a baby. It's one of those names you adopt when you... well, when you become 89.