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Justin Bieber Jokes About Loveless Marriage Just Hours After Second Wedding To Hailey Baldwin

The pop culture wedding of the century just took place — or, more accurately, the pop culture second wedding of the century. Justin Bieber and his wife, Hailey Baldwin, tied the knot in (sort of) secrecy last year at a courthouse, but decided to celebrate their first year of marriage with a big wedding in South Carolina.

Their wedding was a pretty big deal.

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They had a lawn screening of The Notebook, they had various Kardashian-Jenners in attendance, and obviously the skin-smoothing black and white photobooth that celebrities love made an appearance.

There's no corners cut and nothing too extravagent for the Biebers.

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They even totally reserved their hotel's pool and spa for the day of the ceremony.

It was hours after the wedding, though, that Justin decided to get a little playfully dark.

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In a video shared to his Instagram story, Hailey attempts to give Justin a kiss to which he replies, "Get off of me! We're married now. No more love now that we're married."

"That's what happens."

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For her part, Hailey took the joke in good spirits, and playfully pouted in response, saying, "You're being mean to me."

Obviously, when faced with a pouting wife, Justin did as any man would do.

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""Aw, I'm just kidding!" He insisted, and also captioned the video with a giant "KIDDING" plastered across it so nobody got the wrong idea.

You have to admit: it's pretty cute.

Even though they've technically been married for over a year now, Hailey and Justin have the newlywed look down pat.