16 Fashion Choices That Make Us Want To Call The Police

I'm guessing that you either need four legs or two heads.

Regardless, they're sweatpants, so they're definitely more comfortable than jeans.

Excuse me, but there's nothing wrong with being a criminal and wanting to dress appropriately for the weather.

But still, I'm obviously calling the police twice on this man.

Not to mention, these are the most secure pants I've ever seen.

Of course, using the washroom probably isn't the most effortless task when you're quadruple-buckled in these bad boys.

My question is: Does this count? It's more like leggings and sandals if you want to get technical here.

We'll never get people to stop with the socks and sandals combo, so we might as well accept this as a peace offering.

You know, I get it. Sometimes bleached denim doesn't say "I'm alternative" enough.

Wallet chains are really the only way to take it to the next level.

Yes, I would call the police on myself. I don't care. I want this jacket.

Who wouldn't want to walk around with a duvet over them? I already do it at home all the time and I absolutely love it.

Sometimes you have to take things higher than your local police.

The question is: Which letters are hidden underneath that green jacket? I'm guessing it actually says "Sturdy," but admittedly, I didn't think about it for too long.

On an environmentally responsible level, I'm here for it.

On a fashionably responsible level, I'm pissed.

I understand that some men want to look "cool" and "professional" at the same time. But that's no excuse to wear Frankenstein's second monster: these shoes.

But Imma do it again anyway!!!

You can cover up that ankle monitor all you want, but your permanent record is forever.

You know what? I respect this person for putting their own safety and visibility above all else.

Also, their color coordination is flawless, so I think I'll just file a noise complaint on this one because that neon green is LOUD.

Just because last night's bachelor party was "a total rager" doesn't mean you have to bring that experience to your everyday wear.

Blow-up dolls. I get it. Sooooo hilarious. Move on.

I don't want to sound like some 65-year-old grandpa complaining about baggy jeans...but officer, I would like to make a formal complaint about these baggy jeans.

I grew up watching WWE, which means I would never make fun of anything about Brock Lesnar.

What, you think I want to get body-slammed?

They say nothing's softer than a baby, so I bet these slippies are super comfortable.

Those buggers always go straight for my ankles, you know what I mean?

Everyone else is going to jail, but these I'll let slide for the sake of practicality.