I am the first to admit that I'm a bad cook. But here's the thing: I'll let you know before I try to feed you. And if it goes as badly as I always think it will in my head? I'll throw it out. I'm a good person.
Sadly, some chefs these days don't play by the same rules.
No one wants drama in their kitchen, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that wasn't the reason they were let go.
This is worse than any other college creation that I have laid my sad, hangry eyes on.
It is nothing short of a disappointment to anyone who likes to dine on meats and cheeses. Where is the creativity? The over-the-top presentation? This is not a charcuterie, no. This is a fail.
And that might sound a little harsh, but can you blame me? I can only imagine how gross this slimy, greasy mess would taste. I've never been so worked up about a "pizza" before.
I can't really put my finger on why, but I also can't figure out why anyone would think this is okay.
Fresh eggs, apparently. If you're cutting an egg in half and not seeing the yolk, that's probably a very bad sign.
I'm having a mild heart attack just looking at it. Like does it look good? Yeah. Do I value unclogged arteries? Also yeah.
Am I the only one who doesn't slurp up the trash milk? Am I the only one with standards in the morning?
I promise you that anything you make at home will be better. Even if you are the worst cook around.
I thought that was just for the commercials, but I guess people take their hot sauce as a topping very seriously.
And by "probably," I mean "definitely." That's spam, candy corn, and olives. Plus a little bit of toothpaste as icing.
Raw ramen noodles pack a lot of crunch, so this is basically the same as using chips — just like how tomato sauce is basically the same as having ketchup with your fries.
Bringing a whole new meaning to having surf and turf. This is a type of hybrid meal that I do not want to sea on my dinner table.
Peanut butter and noodles coming right up! At least they both have peanuts in them? Not entirely sure that makes this any better.
WHERE YOU WORK?! It's not like you get to never see these people again! But I bet they get no more invites to potlucks.
You have to have something in your meal that isn't just another pickle. Mix it up a bit.
I love garlic and I love fries. But you need to put in some work to make the dream work.
I like weird foods and weird combos, but peanut butter and mayo sounds like a horrible, not good, 100% regrettable idea.
You know? There's just something not entirely appetizing about food that looks like it's been digested already. The side dish is also questionable.
No hate, but maybe they should try and explore other methods of cooking instead of just throwing everything in hot water.
And TBH I never thought I would say that, but this is just too much. It is now a soup, and you can't tell me anything different.
This is not a quesadilla, and it should not ever be uttered in the same sentence. It is a folded piece of lunch meat. With some cheese. That is all.
They are perfectly fine in their natural state, and so pairing them with anything is weird. And with ham?! Just really gross. Yuck.
It's a disgrace to anyone who loves either of these foods, and it should be outlawed.
These noodles look radioactive, not going to lie.
This is truly shocking to see.
I mean, this actually doesn't look too bad!
You got your sweet and savory all in one go, and I bet it tastes even better toasted.
I never want to see eggs like this ever again.
They remind me of something that would hang out with Gumby.
Just a little cleaning up here and there should do the trick...
This cupcake dog looks like it needs help.
Yes, the one on the right. Please take note.
