Sometimes, if you're lucky, life will actually throw you a bone. That doesn't necessarily mean that you'll get everything you want, but it does mean that when things go badly, you'll probably be able to laugh about it after.
If you find that an awkward situation or ridiculous accident doesn't become funny after a few days, then you probably need to adjust your attitude.
You're almost always gonna wanna be on that Tinder, just waiting for number one to hit you up.
This type of grease mismanagement is pretty dangerous. I can't even pretend that I didn't gag while reading this.
There comes a time when you have to decide whether to fight evil or to run away. Always run away.
You laugh, but this still looks better than every hairnet I've ever seen in action.
Usually, I wouldn't support anything this dramatic — but honestly, this is just hilarious. I feel bad for those future kids, though.
I hope this guy knows that you can back down from a bet. You don't always have to go through with all of your promises. Trust me, I would know.
Imagine trying to carry these across the store just to relieve your bladder, or worse — your bowels.
When you get down to it, college wasn't about knowledge — it was about cheap food and overpriced drinks.
Whatever. Stop complaining. It probably tastes the exact same. Maybe even better, since most of it isn't melting down your arm.
If there are no donuts, then I won't be there. If there are donuts, then I will be there. See the correlation?
Honestly, I'm impressed. That is a person committed to their job.
Children get their greedy hands on literally everything. You really need to hide the things you love from your family.
Like, I feel bad for her because I would hate if that happened to me, but I also can't stop laughing.
But, I would also love to know where to purchase this shirt — for recreational purposes.
It takes skill to pull something like this off, but it also takes a little bit of insanity. I mean, who does this?
We aren't all creatively inclined. That's why you pay good money to have a professional do it right the first time. There is no such thing as a good bargain tattoo.
Maybe this is a little-known Ikea hack?
I'm not saying this isn't safe, but...
This woman thought she was in for an evening of self-care. Little did she know her face would blow up.
Someone give this child a prize.
I just love a person who takes things this literally.
The look on this kid's face is priceless.
Make it stop!
Giving thanks to the ketchup gods.
There's just something so poetic about a perfectly timed photobomb.
I'd like to know how this fairy tale romance plays out.
