Hollywood's funniest dad, Ryan Reynolds, is all about tickling our funny bone, and sometimes, he does it at the expense of his daughters, James and Ines.
More than once, he's taken to social media to describe his parenting tactics, and he always has us in stitches.
It would have been even worse if he brought her home the stick from his cotton candy.
Literal salt in the wound.
Okay, now we're a little scared. Ryan, maybe you and Blake need to keep all the sharp objects in the house locked up. You know, just in case she comes unhinged one day.
You have to take special care of the secret family, Ryan. Otherwise, they're going to show up on your doorstep, and your real family will have questions.
I never, ever trust her to read mine if I'm in the car with someone. Next thing you know, my mom is going to hear my bestie call me something unforgivable and R-rated.
We don't really blame him. Honestly, we would do the same if someone was trying to shower us with love and affection.
She probably could have dug herself out, right? Pssshhh, she would have been fine.
Ryan's daughter hasn't stopped believing in Santa, but she now believes that her father is out to destroy her childhood.
But I would be way more excited to babysit some cute kids than to go on a first date that ends up being a nightmare. #SorryNotSorry
It would make for an epic video, though. Next time, get your phone out.
I'm all about reminding my future children that I am their everything and they shouldn't forget it.
It's okay, Ryan. Things will get better when your daughters grow up and start dating. Also, it's Opposite Day.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that there are many parents out there who would say the same thing, my own included.
Those moments are always the best. It's like, "Yes! Free baby! Now I can drive in the carpool lane!"
At least his kids will know how to defend themselves.
We all have our breaking points, and for Ryan, the buck stops when even one of his luscious locks is going to be out of place.
This is especially the case when you're dropping your baby off in the desert at Burning Man.
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