When it comes down to it, human beings are addicted to the allure of the strange and the unfamiliar. We can’t help it, we simply have to know what is in Pandora’s box.
Usually, curiosity can be pretty harmless, but there are some things that are better left unseen. I’m pretty sure that can be said about these pictures. Unfortunately, you’ve already bought tickets to this circus, so sit back and enjoy the ride.
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1. When people say “nude heels,” this is not what they are referring to.
I’m pretty sure the point of shoes is to hide your feet, but maybe I just don’t understand fashion.
2. Sitting cross-legged never looked so unappealing.
I wish I could release her legs from this prison, but it looks like she’s got them in a stranglehold. Good luck, little guys!
3. If you need an effective indicator of a horrible day, week, month, or year, this would be it.
I know they are all supposed to taste the same, but still. This is just unfair.
4. This is the most ineffective method of spousal poisoning I have ever seen.
If you’re trying to make your partner sneeze on their breakfast, mission accomplished. But otherwise, this is pure failure.
5. Someone call a doctor because this strange chef is going to have a heart attack on the spot.
I bet you’ll also have a heart attack when you see it…
6. I can’t say that this is a manicure that I would pay for, but to each their own, I guess.
If you want a look that says, “I like to puff at bus stops”, then here you go.
7. Only monsters do stuff like this.
I still can’t believe that people like this exist in the world. I used to have so much faith in humanity, but now it feels like people are testing me daily.
8. This probably doesn’t exist…right now. But I guarantee some dick will be pitching this at his next investment meeting.
Also, this packaging is on point and that’s half the battle.
9. I don’t know if this is a statement hairstyle, a mistake, or a beauty hack that I’ve somehow missed out on.
Either way, regardless of application, it’s still super ridiculous.
10. If this doesn’t make you stroke your lashes for dear life, then you’re clearly immune to cringe.
I pray to all that is good that I never unintentionally rock this look.
11. This just looks uncomfortable.
Thongs are a privilege, not a right. If you want to have zero panty lines, you need to treat your underwear right. Otherwise, you’ll be rocking some pretty droopy drawers.
12. If you thought Instagram couldn’t get any more ridiculous, you were wrong.
As if this is an actual hairstyle. I can’t even look at it without salivating. What kind of sick torture is this?
13. Again with the Instagrammable insanity.
If one person tries to tell me this is art, I will scream. I mean, obviously it’s visually perplexing and kind of impressive, but I draw the line there!
14. This is what happens when someone leaves me unsupervised.
There is no rhyme or reason to this madness, only randomness. At least your phone isn’t the one covered in hazelnutty goodness.
15. Can’t you just get your nipples pierced like a normal attention seeker?
This just seems a bit excessive. Also, I feel bad for that crab. Release him quickly before Ariel comes looking for him.
16. When you can’t decide between shaving or wearing your favorite pair of ripped jeans.
I guess you could always try to attempt this look and risk the devastation of someone seeing you pantless.
