If you've ever been to the ER, you've probably seen some pretty strange things. And that's just in the waiting room. I was once waiting for surgery and a woman came in because she broke her finger, and I got evil eyes because I went in to see a doctor before her. Sorry my inability to breathe doesn't seem to be as important as your finger. Tape a Popsicle stick to it.
The following stories come from people who work in the hospital, or from people who were just hanging around the ER, waiting for their turn. The world is a strange place, but nothing is weirder than an ER.