When it feels like you're living off of life's scraps, it sometimes helps to think a little outside the box. Sometimes, however, not even that ends up helping, and you end up further behind than where you started.
When it feels like you're living off of life's scraps, it sometimes helps to think a little outside the box. Sometimes, however, not even that ends up helping, and you end up further behind than where you started.
Thousands of years later, this book is unearthed and archaeologists suggest that someone was murdered while reading it.
It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but then again, doing this doesn't exactly roll off of the...brain?
That said, they'll probably be typing for the rest of their life after their teeth rot out of their head.
Except, I guess, you are literally getting more...for less...which is more? Or maybe it's less? Is anyone else's nose starting to bleed, or is it just me?
That is unless you're a lawyer or a bureaucrat. They thrive on technicalities.
Seems like an easy way to get your drains clogged with wax, though.
Take this person for instance, who acknowledges that they need to use a fork in order to eat.
On the flip side, it doubles as an actual welcome mat for their creepy candy van.
Using strawberry jam might be counterproductive, but when it comes to cannibalism you have to take it one step at a time.
Wait, can you even tow a motorcycle? I guess you'd just throw it on the seat beside you.
Not a problem, just spend a hundred bucks on a plastic deathtrap and invalidate your security deposit. Not like there are laws against this or anything, right?
I wonder if it takes more effort to wash a dish or to get out the tinfoil, wrap the bowl/plate, and crumple the tinfoil up. My next science experiment.
There are other ways to keep the look neutral. Like, oh, I don't know, not using books at all. I wonder what she says to people who ask for a specific book to borrow. Probably that it will take a couple hours to find.
Not sure if anyone told this person that cardboard isn't really the sturdiest material.
That's only if you're okay with getting metal pieces in your food, and potentially slicing up your arm.
Have you ever tried to drink Greek yogurt? It's practically a solid.
"Did you see how many I fit in one container?!" "That's great, Bill. I guess I brought my racket over here for nothing."
This truck is either constantly hitting his brakes or always signalling right. This fix also comes in handy when you're tailgating and need a cup.
Don't worry, if it wobbles, it just means it's working.
His roommates don't appreciate his tendency to pick bugs out of their hair in their sleep and make animal calls at 5 a.m.
For real snow removal power, I think they should attach a leaf blower to the top.
This person's keyboard is going to look like a Salvador Dali painting.