10+ Brutally Honest Observations About Weddings

Ha, ha. Ain't that the truth? Planning a wedding can definitely be one of the most stressful things so that's why I always have wine on hand.

Oh yeah, the guest list is what most people freak out about. I mean if you omit inviting someone they might become your actual enemy.

If I'm going to dish out one piece of advice to future brides, it's don't get drunk on your wedding day. You don't want those kinds of memories.

If this isn't the process for designing a wedding dress I dunno what it can possibly be. They have us so fooled. Busted!

If my fiancé was a superhero fan, I would make my request more specific than that because I'm not risking marrying Batman, lol.

Ladies, make sure you read reviews about your wedding planner before you hire them if you want to avoid this fiasco.

Hey, I'm not responsible for finding the love of my life and one for you, okay? Deal with it and buy a gift, you cheapskate.

I haven't even booked a wedding venue and I'm already freaking out trying to find one that's cheap and pretty.

Hmm, I've never thought about that lol. Even though it does sound convenient I can tell you right now I ain't doing that. That's disgusting.

Some people really need to learn how to let go of a grudge and just move on. There's no time for that now.

Let's face it, your wedding menu isn't going to satisfy everybody but people that are telling you what they want to eat can just eat it.

Ha, ha, I've been there before when attending a wedding. So I'm not going to put my guests through this. I just want cold, hard cash, people!

Oh, don't get me started on finding that perfect wedding dress. I haven't even started and I'm already getting sweaty palms thinking about it.

If you can do that you can pretty much accomplish anything.