When I was growing up, I wanted to be Lizzie McGuire more than anything in the entire world. Then I wanted to be Zoey from Zoey 101. I think those were admirable goals to have — feisty, quirky, funny, smart girls who had great friends and interesting lives.
Now, my inner tween is suffering, because it turns out that Lizzie and Zoey are enemies.
Well, okay, not quite.