14+ Clever Dating Profiles That Put Us All To Shame

It looks like your mum is having a lovely time at that costume party Zach, don't ever be ashamed of taking your mum to a costume party!

Well played Amanda, you're really rocking that ironic desperation schtick. Whenever I tried that it just came off as... well, desperate.

I wonder what Dave did to the 1 in 10 real women to make them not recommend him to a friend?

I bet she got a load of matches from this - after all, nothing says sexy like grammatical humor, trust me on that.

I get that she's funny but the 20/10 for personality bugs me, just put 10/10 and make it nice and symmetrical... and it's crazy pedantry like this that meant I sucked at Tinder.

Change that to, 'Ordered two bottles of wine... drank both,' and then you're speaking my language.

So, if you swipe right, are you going on a date with the granddaughter, or is the date just him grilling you about life choices?

In this day and age we all need to be doing our bit to encourage leading a greener life, how we go about it is our own business though I suppose.

Wow, this guy really did his market research.

This one reads as though he is having a go at the Shark for having 'million years of evolution' as though we also haven't also undergone millions of years of evolution ourselves.

In the spirit of this, I went online and found a used car description that I felt matched myself:

"The damage is fairly substantial across the front of the vehicle, and there may be other age-related marks as you would expect."

They do say that honesty is the best policy...

Well, I mean, at least she has a lot of stuffed animals... thats something right?

I mean, she could have at least drawn some clouds at the top of the blue section, otherwise it's just blatantly obvious that it's a photoshop job.

If only her parents had taken a moment to think about the consequences of calling their child 'Helda,' or even just said it aloud a few times.

It's similar to how I'm actually a millionaire, it's just so secret that my bank doesn't know about it.

I admire your dedication to the cause Jake, but I'm taking it that it didn't pay off in the end? Unless you count middling reddit fame, and something is telling me that you definitely do.

I like how whoever came across this didn't need to go any further in her bio before they decided they liked her.

It's amazing how much she accomplished with two words and four numbers.

Besides, if someone's spent all day striking out on Tinder, the fact that anything will pee in excitement to see them can be a surprising confidence booster.

Of course, it's easy to get so hung up on reassuring him that we don't even notice he's standing in a literal dumpster.

See? We already found something he's good at and we just met him.

I'm not sure what the owner of this thing is going to do when they actually get a match, though.

A joke stops being worth it when you have to haul this heavy thing everywhere.

I guess it's good to know how seriously some people take their celebrity lists like the one from Friends.

I'm not sure how someone will feel about having to share him with Jon Snow, though.

Instead, her granddaughter decided to re-activate her old Tinder profile so her grandma could find someone.

It did seem a little suspicious for a grandma to describe herself as "hella" good at anything, didn't it?

Above all else, it's the wording that kills me. Verily, the female dog better have Rihanna's money.

"Hey there, fellas. You know what's so special about me? Competance!"

As we can see, he likes cycling, camping, communing with nature and...we'll just ignore whatever's going on in that creepy cellar.

All I know is that his bio better be completely blank. Commit to the bit.

Well, it's probably not a good idea for her to land on her feet at all for a while, but you know what I mean.

There isn't much I know about Alexey here, but I think it's safe to guess that he's a pretty chill dude to likes to party hard no matter what the cops say about it.

He seems like he could be handy around the house, but he could just as easily be a guy who wandered into a Home Depot and took pictures like this until the employee finally tracked down their apron.

So now the question remains. Are you worthy of the secrets of the universe, chief among them being what's going on in this guy's pants?

Still, this woman has made it very clear that getting with her will be the start of some spontaneous adventures, so that's exciting.

And so, although it's sad that some die-hard Tom Holland fans may not see spider mask to spider mask with this young man, it's for the best before anyone gets hurt.

One day the plumber will fix the sink you have my word... and when they eventually do, the world will breathe a final cathartic sigh of relief.

She looks pretty buzzed about the whole thing considering the state of affairs, it's almost as though she doesn't give a truck! *canned studio laughter

I guess an ego is a turn on for some people... I'm not kink shaming, just saying.