Most people will wake up in the middle of the night and think, "I've just had the best idea," then write that idea clumsily in the notes app on their phone. However, in the light of day these ideas can feel like completely insane ramblings riddled with typos.
The ability to recognise when an idea is not as good as we initially thought is very important — and it is not a gift that the people in this list have!
Great, now kids will be terrified of the tooth-fairy due to them thinking that the tooth fairy only takes kids' teeth to sit atop a throne of calcium like some sort of demonic god.
This is a crime against Pointillism! Although, there is no doubting that this is a quicker way of getting a six pack than actually going out of your way to exercise and get healthy! Who has time for that?
"Hi, I'm here to redeem this voucher, shall we get started with the hosing right away?"
"Can do, I didn't have a shower this morning as I knew this would be coming."
The human police should never try and apprehend any swan criminals, they simply are not emotionally or physically equipped for this task. This is why we have a specially-trained team of swans to monitor the rest of their species!
That does not necessarily seem like the kind of place that I would want someone to be poking around in my nether region with surgery equipment. It looks more like they should be selling chips out of it, not offering out delicate surgery.
Surely most people would realise that this "dress" would be making the worst sounds possible whenever she wanted to move around in it? Can you imagine how annoying hearing that all day would be?
"Wow, you must really love children to dedicate your life to designing and building playground attractions! It is such a noble pursuit and it must be so rewarding!"
"Well, just wait until you see the slide...Muhahhahahaaaa!"
This looks like they might have gone two or three steps too far. The guy at the end has a lot of faith in his friends as well, I don't think I would trust anyone enough to do that!
I have never really subscribed to the idea that tattoos have to necessarily have any real meaning, but I am struggling with this one. So long as he likes it, that is all that matters...right?
"That'll teach you for keeping the corpses of my grandparents in this freezer! You'll have one hell of a job cleaning this out after I'm done!"
I love it when you see churches trying desperately to appeal to a younger audience by tapping into pop culture. There is something refreshing about seeing them try so hard, but they never manage to pull it off.
I suppose that if the Burger King really is a king then it is only right that he should have a round-table's worth of knights to do his bidding!
Now that is the definition of tasteless. I do not think that there is a single person on the face of the planet who could pull off this jacket — unironically or otherwise for that matter.
I know that people's pets can start to take over their households, but this is a step too far...he says, while also sitting on the floor so that his cat can have the nice comfy chair.
That would not necessarily be an easy fix either, so it looks as though this cock-up is with them for life! Still, at least they learned a valuable lesson!
Sometimes, if you pretend to be asleep, you can hear Father Christmas's fleshy eye drones buzzing around your dark room, getting as close as they can to your face so they can read your mind.
Although, one individual did point out, "Imagine finally being free to haunt your enemies and your [dumbass] family have you ghostbusted the second you leave your coffin." That would be a real bummer now that I think about it.
I personally think that "Joots" is the best and only name for these abominations. The name Joots would be the only redeeming factor of them as well, so there's that!
Wow, I did not think that I would be presented with an even more hideous denim item than the Joots this soon and yet here we are!
"My girlfriend bought a recyclable tea bag that looks like a condom filled with termites. I tried to get her to throw it away but she refused. Maybe with some [help], I can come up with a reason why she will change her mind," wrote this individual in desperation.
