It can be hard for women to feel confident about themselves because of, well, I don't know, the 3 billion dollar industry thriving off making women feel bad.
No matter how many times my wonderful hubby tells me I'm beautiful, I'll always be picky about the lingerie I wear. What I go for is lacy teddys, or silky PJ's. What I don't go for is STRINGY, STRAPPY NUMBERS LIKE THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU!
There are so many women that would look like a Victoria's Secret angel in this two-piece. I, however, would look like 8 pounds of sausage in a 5-pound casing.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Thankfully, we're not alone ladies. Essentially everyone that saw this lingerie set thought the exact same way that we did.
"I always wanted my meat flaps to cosplay as Hannibal Lecter. These would also make a great Christmas gift for the husband. We could pretend I'm a naughty reindeer," commented one woman.
"Jesus take the wheel… there was more material used in my kids macrame pot hanger art project and it only had to support four kilos. How the hell do you think women are meant to contain fifty plus kilos of fat, flaps and flab in this horrendous get-up?"
It provides me great comfort to know that in this lifetime we can all feel shocked and horrified by such a small piece of fabric.
We're all in this together, ladies!
