Ah, Twitter. My favorite and least favorite place on the internet.
People on Twitter have hot takes about absolutely everything — whether you want them or not. From lemonade stands to relationship ethics, Twitter runs the opinion gamut.
In today's edition of "Twitter Takes," we have: blood-red pools. Yup, red pools.
The tweet that started it all. Twitter user @TheFatDoja posted that she thinks red pools look fire, and I gotta say...I do not agree! This looks deeply cursed!
Here's a bigger look at the pool. I definitely do not like it, y'all. It looks like the water would be hot. I'd have so much anxiety swimming in that pool.
Like, are people on Twitter doing okay? (I'm on Twitter all the time, I know no one there is doing well.)
Also, isn't blood darker? I'm gonna call cap on this.
Del Kenya over here with the crocodile jokes. I'm really appreciating the simplicity of Zuruvi's reply. It perfectly encapsulates what happened in my brain when I read the intial tweet.
I mean, to be fair...it does absolutely look like Jell-O. You could stick a straw in that thing and slurp it on up.
(I guess you could do that regardless, because water...but anyway. The lesson here is not to drink pool water.)
This is absolutely a pool that Thanos would have. His would probably be filled with real blood, but still. Red pools have big supervillain vibes.
Um, I had no idea art-type pools existed. I thought they could be minimalist and one color, or natural pools. Pools with art on the bottom are SO MY VIBE.
I've actually written about black pools before. I love the vibes black pools have, even if the inability to see the bottom would send me into a mental spiral.
While I deeply hate the red one, I am all for having unconventional pools! I love when home owners do weird things with their houses. What do you think?
