People love a good sign these days, whether it be a sign with one of the worst bread-based puns you’ve ever seen or a sign about the most peculiar bird on the planet.
And so, with these ideas in mind, please enjoy these 16+ signs that told more truth than we ever did!
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“Hell, Explained!”
Judging from this sign, I’ll say their preacher is either incredibly good or incredibly bad at their job!
“Warning in a Delhi Hotel.”
“Oh, a monkey in the room, that would be so cute!”
“Sandra, please God don’t let that monkey in the room again! I’m not going back to hospital.”
“Didn’t get to see Chips, but I could hear him yelling at tourists.”
I feel a lot of sympathy with Chips. If I could spend my days just sitting in unusual places and occasionally screaming to myself then that would be the dream!
“Warning: Italians at my local pizzeria.”
Well, now all that I want is pizza. Christ, I am so easily swayed by pizza that just a slight image of one convinces me that I’m having pizza for dinner.
“Straight to the point, don’t become soup.”
I don’t know how they could be any clearer! And, by Christ, I know that I wouldn’t be messing around by that railing!
“I’m trying to cut back on my sugar intake and eating more vegetables.”
Yep, this absolutely checks out. By this logic I have been hitting all of my five fruit and vegetables per day since I was a child!
“This doctor should be good at helping his patients stay alive.”
Well, you can tell by the way he uses his stethoscope, he’s a doctor man, no time to talk.
And yes, that was truly abysmal, you’re welcome.
“They are always watching.”
One person who is clearly a very big proponent of this ideology added, “It’s funny how the people tapping their watch when you show up don’t like you tapping your watch when you clock off.”
“My nephew has the highest of hopes…”
I love that they’ve just added in the “magic” part completely out of the blue. I like the idea of any job being made more exciting by adding, “Oh, and I’ll be doing magic as well.”
“Business at the bakery is on the rise.”
“I love your funny sign, I can’t wait to start working here!”
“Nothing funny about that sign, why would that be funny?”
“Wait, so you’re telling me…”
“Yep, you’re the bread now!”
Keep An Eye On All The Animals!
I have never met a cat that is trustworthy though. Isn’t that kind of their whole deal?
“They really nailed the kids’ menu.”
I think that the only other option they need is just a dish called “Eeewwww!” Which would probably just be fish fingers or something.
“Guys I need to get a face asap!”
Well, now I am just imagining No Face from Spirited Away sat there sobbing at reading this.
Adorable, Yet Also Unsettling…
Are these particularly suicidal penguins? And yes, I shall be forming a new post-punk band called Suicidal Penguins now.
“I believe I can touch the sky.”
I am sure that the people who opened this shop thought that this was a fairly bulletproof reference back in the day. Oh how times change.
“Found this on the way home…”
I initially read that last line as “Do your onion thing.” And, I know for a fact that I will continue to do my onion thing as long as I live!
“Mein lokale ice cream shop has jokes in two languages.”
Nothing like a grammatically accurate bilingual joke to really make your sign pop. It’s a niche market but they’re nailing it!
“Steve Jobs was out there trapping people with shady contracts since day one.”
I mean, who doesn’t read the terms and conditions in their entirety? Christ knows I love reading those thrilling documents!
“‘Due to a recent uptick in the toilet not being flushed…we have reluctantly installed fake cameras to catch the culprit.’ — Management of plumbing and waste.”
The cameras weren’t what I picked up on here; I was somewhat preoccupied with the idea of people smoking cig ends from out of a toilet.
“Fair enough, need to draw the line somewhere.”
I am more amazed that they ever accepted money from undergarments! I don’t think I could touch money that someone pulled out of their undercrackers. I know that money is far from clean, but that would be too on the nose!
