17+ Times People Saw Signs That Didn’t Hold Back

This world is full of signs. Most of them are very boring affairs that simply inform us of what we should or shouldn't be doing, but there are some which strive to spice up our day!

So, with this in mind, please enjoy these 17+ times people saw signs that didn't hold back!

"It can only be a whale."

Yep, it's got to be a whale's spirit haunting you. It's not going to be something stupid like a pipe for God's sake, get real!


I like this sign, but I don't understand why they had to put the "God bless the USA" note at the bottom. It looks like God blessing the USA had something to do with the temperature of your ex's heart.

You Have Been Warned!

I never got the point of those signs that show you your speed. People know how fast they are going, they just don't care!

Watch Out For Those Ants!

It took me a fair few times to get through "If you with litter will disgrace" without feeling dizzy, but after that it's smooth sailing!

"Local dive bar near me."

I wonder if the first "Our Place" had better beer, conversation, and food? Although, I kind of like that this place is setting people's expectations so low that everything there will be an improvement!

Pretty Blunt!

This pretty accurately sums up how people feel going to work in the service industry in my experience.

"At my local yarn shop..."

I never once wanted to rub yarn on my face, and yet now it is all that I can think about!


"Look, I don't get why you're so offended by me being naked, the sign says it's fine!"

"Please, just put some pants on, it was clearly a joke."

"Apparently not clear enough."

Respect The Fish!

I like smoked salmon as much as the next person, but this isn't the kind of smoked fish that anyone wants! And yes, I know that "joke" was absolutely abominable.

"Imagine the disappointment..."

"Please kids, just stop crying! Look, I didn't know what was going to happen, I thought that it said 'Fun Home'!"

Newest Safety Efforts!

I am fairly certain that there are other forms of food that are alright to be baked other than just the casserole though actually.

There's A Moose On The Loose!

Well, now I can just imagine encountering a moose leaning on a tree smoking a cigarette in a leather jacket.

It's Just Not Your Day!

Something tells me that the person who lives here isn't a people pleaser by nature. Don't ask me how I know, I just have an inherent feeling.

"I've never seen a hotel pool sign so blunt before."

"Did you really need to put up a sign like this?"


"Why? What happened?"

"I... I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Hideous, terrifying things!"

"Found along the trail at our local nature preserve..."

What in God's name is a "Chlorine Alarm Siren" and where is the bloody Chlorine coming from?

"Straight to the point, don't become soup."

Mmmmmm, human soup! If you haven't tried it yet then... Well, that's probably a good thing actually.

"Cute cartoons don't make creepy messages better."

Christ, I feel like this haunting little guy is letting out a bloodcurdling scream, kind of like something out of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.

"Now Hiring!"

I very much appreciate that there are people out there who are offering these kind of training opportunities!

"Sign at my local motorcycle shop..."

I think that I could really do with someone offering this service in literally any guitar shop ever.

"Sign posted outside a fencing academy!"

I personally never saw the appeal of fencing, but now might just be the perfect time to get stabbed by strangers!