18+ People Who Stumbled Upon The Perfect Joke

Ah, so that is why I am struggling to lift heavy objects! It's because I'm not slapping my own ass and nothing to do with me being weak as hell.

This would be absolutely perfect if that apostrophe in "King's" didn't make me want to leap out of a window.

I wonder what this position is called? I wish that every dog owner had to learn this exercise when they get a new dog!

Fascinating race, the Meeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the Universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss...just a load of weird squeaking.

I keep waiting to see Wile E Coyote's head to burst out of the ground with little birds spinning around it.

This is modern hedonism done perfectly! Excuse me while I go and purchase all of the things to achieve this setup!

I do not think that I have ever resonated with a sentence quite like, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society!"

Well, as far as sunscreens go, this one clearly did its job a little too well! I wonder what SPF that stuff is?!

Someone suggested that they also lean up a rake nearby as well, which I do think would really complete the scene!

There will be one person who sees this getting far too excited at the prospect of finally being able to spend that Blockbuster gift card that they have been holding onto for years now.

I can resonate with this sticker's rapid escalation from asking yourself a quite simple question to ending up questioning the nature of reality.

One person explained, "The person on the can is someone who started at the brewery as a server and worked her way up to GM. The email was about her; she didn't allow a customer to stay in the facility because they refused to wear a mask, and the subsequent email was from said customer."

I really want to know how many, if any, people actually tried to exchange their allen keys. I bet that there were a fair few people who fell for this.

For some people, Halloween is more than just a holiday, it is a way of life! I wonder if they just leave these skeletons up all year and make them suit whatever season it is?

I can just imagine that their dad must have been chuckling to himself maniacally while painstakingly cutting these out!

Does it really matter how much they were asking for this? Surely any amount of money is appropriate!

The temptation would be to just turn this sign around, and then watch as so many taco-lovers go without tacos like an evil mastermind!

I feel personally attacked by this sign and I don't like it one bit! Time to start looking at gym memberships that I will never actually use again.

I wonder how long he was waiting for someone to ask him what he was up to. This is top tier dad joking.

Good to see that the classic "how many people does it take to change a lightbulb" jokes are still going strong!