I can't promise to not make this a lament about my deep love for Italian stallion Stanley Tucci. I cannot stop watching Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy and if it wasn't for the pandemic, I would have left my life here and be living full-time in an Italian woodfire pizza oven in Rome.
But alas, some dreams aren't meant to come true.
The Sun reported that this important scientific research was conducted by cosmetic surgery specialists Longevita.
This is more than double the amount of the runner-up for the sexiest bald man, Myke Tyson.
Followed by Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta and Bruce Willis. Spots nine and ten went to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vin Diesel.
There are lots of hot baldies out there that deserved better from us like LL Cool J, Billy Zane, Mike Tyson, Shemar Moore, and of course, Stanley TUCCI!
Have you watched his cocktail tutorials on his Instagram? They have gotten me through many a dark days and nights during the pandemic.
Okay, we need to break this list down really quickly...
What an all-star lineup!
Now that's a bald sandwich I wouldn't mind being in the middle of!
Oh Stanley, such a prankster!
Ryan Reynolds, playing along, replied, "Wait...."
OBVIOUSLY, IT SHOULD BE YOU STANLEY BABY!
"So many domes, so many choices..." joked Katie Couric.
"Always you, Stanley!! But also, Tilda," added one fan.
"Bald guys unite!" echoed another.
Ugh, if this didn't make you love Mr. Tucci more, then IDK what will!
