Do you love food?
No, I'm not talking about simply enjoying three meals a day with a sprinkling of snacks thrown in there, too. I'm talking about spending every minute you're awake thinking about what you've just eaten, what you're eating right now, and then what you will be eating in the very near-future.
Yeah, that kind of love.
If you answered "yes", then I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.
When someone asks me to watch a movie with them, my first thought is what snack I'm going to eat while doing it. I don't even ask what movie we're watching because I don't care.
I just want to know if everyone's bringing enough popcorn for themselves because I most certainly will not be sharing mine.
If you really want to see something incredible, stick around and watch me turn that breakfast into absolutely nothing in about 20 seconds flat.
It's like magic.
I thought you and I had something special, fridge. But it turns out you were really against me all along. I just don't understand why you kept giving me so many delicious treats when you were just going to betray me like that.
