I feel like for the last three years I've been vowing that my diet will be starting "tomorrow." But how many "tomorrows" have passed, and I'm still sitting here eating pumpkin pie right out of its foil plate?
Sometimes it's easier to eat food we know we have no business eating if we tell ourselves that this is the last day we'll be eating like this because everything will change tomorrow. But as easy as it is to say that, it's so much harder to actually do it. Hey, that's life. Pass the whipped cream, please!
If you've also somehow acquired the motto "diet starts tomorrow," I think you're really going to appreciate these quotes.