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Motherhood Quotes To Enjoy During Those Brief Moments Of Peace

Updated September 8, 2021

If you clicked into this, I can only imagine that you are a mother who is in desperate need of a little laugh before resuming your regularly scheduled daily dose of nonsense, in which case I say, welcome.

I've compiled some of the internet's funniest quotes about motherhood to help all the mammas out there feel a little bit better, while also helping them realize that while it may not always feel that way, their suffering is universal.

So sit back, relax, and poor yourself a big glass of grown-up juice, because I think you're really going to get a kick out of these.

Can't relate but seems fun.

If you're a mom, then you've probably reached a point where it's basically just a reflex now to announce to the room that you are going to be absent for a minute, trusting that someone will watch the kiddos who cannot yet go unwatched.

Keep trucking, mamma. You'll get to that beautiful day soon where you can just drop all the kids in one room and go do something else.

Trust me, it will happen one day.

Try and catch them. You can't.

One minute they're stumbling and bumping into stuff just taking a single step, and the next they're Usain Bolt going for gold.

I don't understand it, and it terrifies me.

Let's be honest with ourselves here.

Sure, we say we don't pick favorites, but can we all agree that we definitely have daily rotations of who's bothering you the least?

Let's not kid ourselves. You have a name in your head right now of today's least favorite, don't you?

That's...a lot of meals.

Deciding, prepping, and cooking what's for dinner every night is one thing. That's already unbelievably hard.

But also being responsible for everyone breakfast, lunch, and snacks? Well, that's just downright exhausting. When does a personal chef step in and take over?