The world can always find ways to shock and surprise people — I mean, who would have thought that Taylor Swift would have gotten so angry about Netflix putting a joke about her dating record offensive? She always seemed so calm and level-headed!
Anyway, that aside, please enjoy these 15+ people who expected the worst and got…well, this.
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“Someone give this man a pizza box.”
I did not expect for this image to genuinely upset me as much as it has. I feel physically repulsed by imagining someone doing this…and then eating it.
“Don’t touch me! Wtf?”
This is like the start of a cat sitcom, with the voiceover on the last image saying “Yep, that’s me, you may wonder how I ended up here. Well…”
“I mean, technically, I’m having a movement.”
If your heart rate is going this high when you’re having “a movement” like this, eat more fibre man!
And The Dad Joke Of The Year Award Goes To…
In fairness, I suppose that this place must get a lot of business from dads just for the sake of supporting this sign!
“Cleaning out some of my dad’s old files. I don’t know what I expected.”
Okay, so we’ve got a bit of competition for the dad joke of the year it seems. This one certainly took a lot more planning and…well, spam to be consumed.
“Tree fell but grew back up!”
“Sure, I might have died, but it’s not like I stayed dead!”
“So, you’re saying that you were… tree -born?”
“Go away.”
“Maybe next time, boss.”
Nobody said that you have to give up something you like for lent, I don’t think. This guy is just playing the system!
“This chip in my window looks a bit like a cat.”
I am torn between whether this looks more like a cat or an owl…or one of the evil gremlins!
“Live power line fell, it was so hot that it melted through the sidewalk and turned the sand underneath to glass…”
The idea of what would have happened if it had landed on a person is quite unsettling. I’m sure that the person would have been…fine?
Perfect Timing…
Being a human baseball isn’t an easy job by any means, but someone out there has to do it!
“Instead of flowers, people bring sticks to this dog’s grave.”
What a lovely way to turn something which could be quite a sombre monument into something adorable. I’m not crying, you are!
“A tortoiseshell cat with an extraordinary orange pattern on its paws.”
Someone pointed out that this cat is clearly hunting down other cats, killing them, and then building a new skin out of its victims.
“I opened a decade old Play-Doh container to find it had grown crystals.”
I would have expected for a decade of sitting in a cupboard to do much worse to a ball of Play-Doh.
“Wtf is up with the fashion industry?”
These boots are actually designed to confuse people who might be following you.
“How is it 2021 and we still can’t get resealable bags in cereal boxes but we can for this? WTF!?”
Yes, but why can’t you just buy one of these bags, and swap the t shirts out for your cereal and keep this in your kitchen? Excuse me, I need to go and buy some of these t shirts.
“Scary when your pilot quits before take off.”
This is one of the last things you want to see on a plane’s wing, after a gremlin that is.
“This egg my chicken laid looks like a kinder surprise egg…”
“I thought you said that we were having fried egg on toast?”
“We are.”
“But, this is just a piece of toast with a melted toy car on it?”
“What neighbourhood would you see this in?”
I think that this is some pretty nifty handiwork actually, provided that it works and this isn’t just decorative and the door swings open whenever it feels like.
“Working an outdoor vaccine clinic. Didn’t think about sunscreen… Now I have a mask-shaped sunburn, but only on half my face.”
As far as tan lines go, this one is going to be pretty hard to cover…well, unless they just wear the mask 24/7 until next winter which is looking to be their best option.
“My husband ordered a used laptop and it was arrived completely packed in little paper cranes!”
In my experience, ordering used things online is an absolute nightmare, but this is like something out of a fairytale…a fairytale sponsored by eBay that is.
