As a self-proclaimed amateur cook, I really rely on food bloggers to give me some much-needed guidance and help make my meals at least kind of edible, or at least visually appealing.
But here's the thing about food bloggers — they're annoying as heck to deal with. Look, I appreciate that you're out here trying to make some money and get that ad revenue on your recipe pages, but do I absolutely need to read through an essay about your childhood when all I want to know is how long this chicken is supposed to cook for?
If this problem sounds familiar, I think you're really going to appreciate these quotes.