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13+ People Who Are Made Of 100% Regret

We all have things in our life that we come to regret, some more than others though I suppose.

So, in order to distract you from your own regrets and whatever work you are meant to be doing, please enjoy idling away the time with these 13+ people who are made of 100% regret.

"Trying to clean a wooden bridge in The Netherlands."

Well, you wouldn't think that there was much that could go wrong when you're driving a road sweeper, but the driver of this one is putting on a clinic!

"You did your best, chef."

This poor guy looks like he is about to commit ritual suicide. I can just imagine that the smell in this kitchen must have been...intense, to say the least.

"There's no fixing this..."

Yeah, there is no cover up that is going to be able to fix this, unless you just get your back completely coloured in.

"I baked and decorated a cake for my birthday. I tried to make balloons and ended up with swimming semen on my cake."

Yeah, this does look a little like a pregnancy announcement for someone who is pregnant with 42 babies.

Can't Say They Weren't Warned!

Jesus, how heavy are the pinecones in this tree? These must be some monster pinecones!

"Amazon speedy delivery, right to your living room."

Maybe they ordered a hole in their living room wall? I don't know why someone would, but Amazon do sell anything nowadays.

"Pattern placement is key."

Oh bother. I can imagine that the person responsible for this got a pretty serious talking to.

"I bought a cat tower online that turned out to be much smaller than expected. Trevor is still trying to be appreciative though."

I don't think that I have ever seen a cat try to be appreciative before, and yet Trevor is out here breaking the mold. You go Trevor!

Ouch!

The guy who wrote this really shot his shot, but it was about as successful as Tom Cruise's The Mummy film. Guys, bring Brendan Fraser back or don't do another Mummy film, it's that simple.

"That's an unfortunate lighting outage..."

"Hey, so we need you to come and fix the lights on our sign."

"Well, I can be there next week as it's not an emergency..."

"Oh, trust me, this is an emergency!"

"I'm sensing some regret from this vehicles owner."

There are some people who just like minivans, okay! I mean, I've never met anyone who hates themself enough to admit it, but they have to be out there, right?

"Poured the concrete, boss!"

I wonder how long the person who did this spent accusing of everyone around them of stealing their tape measure.

"The illuminated sign at a Wendy's near my house burst into flames last night it now looks like a fire demon was summoned."

I always suspected that the Wendy's mascot was secretly a demon or trickster God anyway, so it's good to have that suspicion confirmed!

Must Be A Die Hard Fan!

What happens when he runs out of space but Taylor Swift is still bringing out albums? Maybe he might start putting the track-listings on his face, that would really help the look.

An Attempt Was Made...

It looks like this cake is staring into my soul and begging, "In pain, I am. Out of my misery, you must put me."

"They tried their best to recreate an iconic image..."

Mmmm, nothing like the lovely taste of seagull face to wake you up in the morning! Delicious and painful!

"I walked out undressed (very briefly) this morning. Bless his heart, he was 100% professional and pretended he didn't see anything."

I mean, I know that this person probably feels very embarrassed about this, but it was probably more dangerous for the guy on the outside of the building. The shock could have knocked him to his death, what a terrible way to go that would be as well.

"I thought I'd just take my dog to the park really quick during lunch..."

Sure, I bet the owner is full of regret, but there is not a shred of regret on that dog's face. He has already won!