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17+ Moments That Gave Us Trust Issues

There are a lot of things in this life that can cause us to develop trust issues — Instagram profiles, Wish ads, and our parents, to name just a few.

However, to show off some of the funnier examples of things that gave people trust issues, here are 17+ funny moments that gave us trust issues!

"Sign not promising."

"Dave, you did a great job with the sign, it's very funny!"

"Yeah...funny. Why do you find it funny?"

"We ordered the cake on the left and received the cake on the right...Elmo has seen better days."

Drugs can do terrible things to people, and beloved childhood puppets. I hope that Elmo can turn his life back around before it is too late.

"My sister built a snowman using peppermints for the eyes. This is what her husband saw out the window the next morning."

One horrific person suggested that they should "Get a dolly and try to move it closer every night," which is a great way to give everyone in the house a heart attack.

"I ordered garlic butter knots. I'm afraid to open it."

Well, if anything is likely to give you a condition called "Butt Knots," then it is garlic butter knots, or literally anything from Taco Bell.

"Pro life tip: Never trust the train to have an empty seat and just bring your own."

For a man who looks like he has walked right off the pages of a 1990s cartoon, he looks oddly depressed. It's a real visual antithesis.

"You promise?"

I've tried many things to get a better life, but something tells me that this isn't going to work either.

"I was promised fun words."

Someone probably needs to check on the guy who is meant to write the "fun words." Something tells me that he is going through a bit of a bad time.

"My hard drive is dying and my boss said to put it in the freezer... I don't trust my coworkers."

I thought that this was what engineering students ate, maybe with a bit of jam spread across the top like a cracker.

"Chadwick promised he could handle our rainy season."

Well, he lied. I just cannot look at the picture on the right without feeling a sinking feeling at what the carpet in their house must have looked like after he bounded through the front door.

"The nurse brought me a cup of water after getting my blood drawn. THIS is why I have trust issues."

Look, I'm sure that she rinsed out the cup after it was last used. Don't be such a fussy git!

"I went to McDonalds and ordered a McDouble with only Ketchup implying no salad and this arrived. Where's my burger patty at?

What kind of animal gets a McDonald's burger without salad anyway? The salad is the only thing on these burgers that isn't trying to kill you!

"I do not trust this bathroom soap."

I've seen some ill-looking fish in my time, but this little fella takes the prize for sickest looking fish of all time — and I don't mean "sickest" in the sense of "he is skateboarding around while slamming a beer."

"Wasn't paying attention while painting and drinking tea, guess which one I just took a sip of?"

Ah, there is really nothing quite like the refreshing taste of paint juice! Just be glad it wasn't lead-based paint!

Liars!

"So, when you say it is an 'Infinity Fence'..."

"Well, look, infinity is like, a lot of fence! So, we just put up a bit of the infinity."

"My partner was so happy she found a specific vinyl for £2.50 on eBay. Turns out it's for a dolls' house."

Well, she'll need one hell of a tiny record player to play this thing! Also, I wonder what speed it goes at, it must be ridiculously slow?

"I ate a misfortune cookie..."

I like it. It is direct and short and sweet, just like a good fortune should be. Sure, it's a little bleak but that's just life!

"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."

What an absolute champion. I love the idea of there being a load of normal family photos on the wall in this kid's house and then just this picture off to the side.

"My dad bought a drill on Wish. This just arrived."

Why would anyone even want a metal poster of a drill in the first place? Why does this product even exist?!

"My girlfriend has been looking forward to the 'free gift' my apartment complex promised us when we signed."

Wow, I have seen some sad goodie bags before but this is absolutely tragic. The single bent pixie stick just completes the atmosphere of misery.

"A co-worker left his backpack hanging outside for a while. Yup that's a bee swarm."

This is some seriously bad luck. I mean, if a bird crapped on a bag I'd left outside I'd think that was as unlucky as it could get, but a bee swarm making a home on my bag, that's next level unlucky.