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Reese’s Has New Halloween Treats So Call Me Peter Reese’s Pieces Pumpkin Eater

Updated September 2, 2021

Today is August 1st, which means that we officially have 91 days until Halloween.

INHALE

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EXHALE

Glad I got that out of my system. Obviously Halloween is the best holiday of the entire year and anyone who says otherwise is not to be trusted and should be cancelled, blocked, unfollowed, and booted the heck out of your life.

It's Leo season baby, we don't have time for that kind of negativity.

2019 is the year of holiday snack innovation.

And thank Jack the pumpkin king that Reese's is constantly upping their own dessert creation game cause honestly, who else is gonna do it?

We're all familiar with the regular old Reese's Pumpkin treats (basically peanut butter cups shaped like pumpkins), but this spooky season, we're getting a sweet treat that's even better.

New Reese's pieces pumpkins are filled with Reese's pieces AND carved like Jack-O-Lanterns.

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They've been spotted in stores alongside their elderly counterparts, looking spooky and tasty as ever.

It also looks like they'll be available in a King size, meaning that not one, but TWO full Reese's pieces pumpkins will be inside each pack.

"But...it's August?"

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Look at me. Look at me straight in the eyes: Happiness shouldn't be confined to a single date in the year. You should be able to celebrate your spookiness and sweet tooth tendencies whenever the ever-loving heck you want to.

You know what's scarier than Halloween? Genuine unhappiness and depriving yourself of life's pleasures. Buy the pumpkins Karen.

h/t: Best Products