No one prepares you for how much money you will spend on diapers.
You cannot prepare yourself for sucking your child's snot out of their nose.
Moms are always looking to stay on pace with new milestones, like tummy time.
Every new mom wants to get their bodies back, but many struggle to find the time.
When they gotta go, they gotta go.
No matter what happens, you are always thinking about where/how you will feed.
Who did this and who is going to clean this? Not us.
Most of us have no idea what we're doing, just taking it as it comes.
When your baby naps, you nap. It's the only time you'll get some peace and quiet.
Where mommy goes, kids will follow — even if it's during a bathroom session.
When we're so focused on our kids and doing 47 things at once, we forget the small stuff.
Going out for drinks with the girls will never be the same.
It piles up faster than you will ever be able to handle.
It doesn't matter if you're just going to run errands for an hour. Get ready to bring along a suitcase of supplies everywhere you go.
I was not prepared for the amount of pressure and stress that came with cutting a baby's fingernails.
You may as well invest in a truck now to help you with your weekly diaper pick up. You're going to need it.
Poop, spit-up, boogers... new moms touch these fluids a lot and honestly, it's hard to keep your own food down when you're dealing with it all.
If you're one of those people who loves to decorate and has everything just so, you're going to need to get used to a different kind of "decor".
You have a new baby to take care of! It makes sense.
To be honest, I support anyone going out in black leggings. It's so comfy!
Most pumping and breastfeeding moms know that they can't stop, even when they're on vaycay. That means beach pumping is a thing.
Yeah, this is like a tired that transcends reality.
Which is a good thing, of course! But if you have another baby, you become a bit more chill.
Okay, a lot more chill.
There's really no use wearing clothes you like.
To be honest, the messy look is in!
And the beauty is that no one else knows.
Or a few things.
Hey, there's bigger fish to fry than putting on deodorant!
This couldn't be more truthful!
No wonder moms are superheroes!
You never realize that it got all over you while changing before it's too late.
No one tells you that you're also going to need diapers for yourself.
The best is when this happens right before you need to go out somewhere... not!
That baby is basically attached to your boob 24/7.
