Look, nobody's perfect — we all have some regrets, and I'm sure we all have made some very questionable choices in the past. There are no judgments here. Well, not overly harsh ones, at least. A wise man probably once said, and I'm basing this on nothing, "'Tis better to laugh than to judge!"
But who cares? Really, let's do a bit of both just for fun's sake! Here are a bunch of people who have made some pretty odd choices.
Hey, it's no big deal! Just give it a rinse and it's as good as new. It might also help to not think about the multitudes of germs growing on each bristle as you brush.
Sure, I like binge-watching my shows as much as the next person, but I'm not looking get my head crushed in by a high definition death trap anytime soon, alright?
Even if it did turn out to be a fatty, greasy mess. You don't even need to see their reaction to know it was full of instant regret — but at least it was still kinda bacon-y.
You can't blame someone for wanting a classic pic like this — but pigeons are not to be trusted, no matter where they're from! They are basically rats with wings.
Okay, so I've never tried this myself, and I'm not a pineapple on pizza person either — but what is so wrong with pizza that mad scientists like these need to experiment on it?!
Unless you're trying to be the sixth Spice Girl, Cheeto Spice, this look is just a little too extreme for me. Now, extreme cheese Doritos nails — that would be a different story.
I get trying to hide it from the public — we don't all need to be subjected to this madness. In fact, I'm sorry I subjected you all just now... Let's move on!
Or, at least, wear a pasta strainer on her head for an ID photo. That's some real commitment right there.
As anyone wearing a colander on their head will tell ya, when those noodles come a-callin', you gotta pick up and run with it!
No, not children's shoe, but a shoe infused with tiny baby dolls. Not exactly the best way to make your soles as soft as a baby's bottom.
Well, she might not be as impressed with the joke as he is — but hey, an effort was made.
Who wouldn't be charmed as heck by this walking advertisement? Everything you need to know about him is right there in front of ya...
Especially if it turns out like it always does, and you end up just the same, but with spider bites. I've fallen for that too many times.
I've seen Harry Potter, like, a dozen times. I don't know if I've ever watched a pope's funeral. Just sayin', there's a clear winner here.
Like something out of a sitcom, this guy's plan seems straight-up crazy, but who knows? Could work!
At least for the wintertime, so you don't accidentally snap your shirts in half when you bring them in, right?
Surprisingly enough, it seems a live action Shrek face isn't really the turn-on we thought it'd be, huh?
I think it's all of the above. I could see this wiener Stonehenge thing being featured on the cover of Good Housekeeping.
At least give the girl some marks for having the wits and bravery to pull this off.
Ya gotta be careful with a wingman like that. His outfit's more fresh than anything I've thrown together.
I know we've had a lot of food pics on this list so far, but just look at these monstrosities! Does this even work? I don't know what's real anymore.
Now, maybe if I had a pair of milk missiles myself, I'd understand this more. But for now, I'm not sure of the purpose of this constant groping.
Maybe it's actually more clever than we think. I mean, I thought I needed glasses when I first saw it.
Of all the letters they could've chosen to replace, it had to be that one, huh? Well, it's sure to draw some kind of crowd, I'm sure.
