Nobody stays focused all the time.
Even if you're running full tilt at what you want, it only takes one person to suddenly yell your name before you end up face-to-face with a pole.
And that's just when you're actually alert. It takes some Herculean effort for you to not put your toast in the dishwasher after a bad night's sleep.
So, we can understand what happened to these folks, but we'll still laugh at them.
None of these people are dressed as the same number, so they must have coordinated which one they would be beforehand.
And that's not a question where "Oh, just pepperoni" is a valid answer.
Whether you learned it as PEMDAS or BEDMAS, there's a whole system in place to make sure we don't do stuff like this.
Nice one, education system.
Not to mention, I'd be shocked if there wasn't already an energy drink called "Turbo." Somebody's playing a dangerous game with this one.
I'd scoop that stuff out of there before it melts, though. Otherwise, that drive home is about to get super uncomfortable.
It's time to start thinking smart.
I'm not sure what I'd think of a world where that makes any sense, though.
Anyway, always proofread your posts, kids.
So if you really don't want to explain your secret purpose for the leftover milk, learn from this woman's situation and watch your background.
That is, unless he didn't have Tyson's lisp and didn't answer to the name at all. Then we can only shake our heads at them.
But of course, that little flaw is always so easy to miss when we're rushing towards the awesome thing.
It's like Jurassic Park all over again. Same power outage, too.
Hmm, I suppose that would rob this kid of a chance to show what a champ he is in that last picture, though. I'm torn.
It's a very common tale. And it's the type of memory that makes you say "same" whenever a bird hits your window.
It looks like they're a little too passionate, though. I have a feeling that getting the "marilize leguana" bill to pass would be an uphill battle, even before they shut the government down.
Walking back over those tracks must have been painful for them. I'm no survival expert, but I think there's a lot of regret in those footprints...
Either that, or they gambled on the old "Oh, I'm sure it's dry by now," and lost big. Sadly, we may never know.
I can try to blame the weird font, but that excuse rings hollow even as I'm thinking it. If they hadn't pointed that out, I wouldn't have noticed.
If there's actually a person hiding behind this life-size cutout, it wouldn't be long before they found themselves running down the street screaming "It's a prank, bro!"
Don't make this poor man's mistake. I'm sure that winning smile of his got real uncomfortable really fast when he had to explain this one.
Some folks can apparently find a way to turn anything into a sucker punch trap.
Seriously, how much practice did that take? Crazy...
Yeah, our collective hatred for stickers on fruit isn't just about them being annoying to peel off.
Now you know the rest of the story.
I'm not sure what she thinks happens on a Snap story, but it must be pretty nightmarish if this was her reaction.
If they kept stabbing the straw into it, then I can understand the embarrassment. Otherwise, I think this basically means you get to tell the lid what kind of lid it is.
They might see the pump by the time they come back, but I'm hoping they make it all the way to the next day.
And if there aren't any kids in this house, it's not even like they have a convenient excuse for what happened.
Even Indiana Jones would probably pass on getting these installed. Just because he can climb them, that doesn't mean he'd want to.
I'm not even sure how you'd make a mistake like this. Are there 63 boxes out there with no orange crayons?
