Since I spent as much time as possible on the internet while growing up, I think I'm pretty jaded to the weird stuff it can throw at me.
When my childhood friends who went outside and played see something and sputter in a confused rage, I just shrug.
But I've managed to find some things that will make even my tired eyes go wide. Don't worry, they're not horrifying. Just weird.
Like, is he paddling his car like a canoe at this point? And how is "lost" the only way he's describing his status?
I think shorting out has a handy way of making electronic devices relax. Sure, that's how we'll describe it.
It's just taking a little nap...forever.
I like her defiant pose, too. If you're gonna make your neck this uncomfortable, you should at least do it with confidence and purpose.
Whatever that purpose is.
For whatever reason, this guy is tilting his head back super far and we're looking at his beard.
Is he freaking us out on purpose?
I guess some weird part inside of me can appreciate that somebody invented the cheese printer, but this hardly seems like a good advertisement for the thing.
I think that telling the customer they just did this pretty much amounts to a duel challenge.
Does the dog chase their truck or something?
I just get the feeling that putting screws into something doesn't exactly make it more hygienic. I'm also not trying to unscrew dessert.
Any day where I have to identify the difference between "resting angry bird face" and pure hatred is automatically a write-off.
And waking this guy up without angering it seems...challenging.
I'm amazed either way, but I'd be even more impressed by that level of dedication. You know his playlist is fire.
Because the only way this kind of uncomfortable setup makes any sense is if the driver seriously hates their passengers.
I think I'll walk, thanks.
Like, I'd understand a little if someone mixed soap into this setup, but they didn't even try. That's just gross.
Are we looking at a photoshop, the mirror giving off a weird illusion, or does the human body work in more cosmic ways than we originally thought?
Brushing two sets of teeth must suck.
Like, how many boxes of cereal did they go through to accomplish this? Is...is that what they were trying to find out?
Either the pesky critters he has to deal with are full-fledged Godzillas, or he's trying to find a lazier way to dig holes.
It's a mystery.
Also, I am never going to stop seeing that guy's reflection as somebody trapped inside the mattress.
Even Iron Man's body language doesn't give me the impression that he's all that comfortable with what's going on here.
I just want to see the confusing, beautiful dance that ensues when they try to get this stuff into the tank. There's a reason people use jerry cans.
I mean, he tried to be a good boy and start it as soon as he got home, but nature wanted him to be a delinquent.
I just realized that this might make me a target, too. If this caption is suddenly about how wrong this person is, you know what happened.
It's about time! It does kinda suck that the same animal has to play both positions, though. Nature's kinda mean sometimes.
And for my follow-up, how did "these guys share a dubious similarity" turn into "they did the fusion dance"?
Like, I don't even know if that's a real person covered in layers upon layers of pantyhose or if it's just a really detailed sculpture.
How am I supposed to change gears when all it does is keep drooping down all sad like this?
Metaphor? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
It just seems like you would only get these nails if you wanted to live your life on hard mode. Especially in the bathroom.
