Life is full of surprises: sometimes good, sometimes bad. A good surprise? Starbucks accidentally giving you a venti iced skinny vanilla latte, when you only paid for a grande.
A bad surprise? Leaving the drive-thru window and realizing McDonald's forgot your fries, before spiraling into a long cry about the direction of your life choices.
These pics are not THAT terrible, but like...they're still SURPRISING nonetheless.
If I could just buy a bottle of kombucha and suddenly be betrothed, do you not think I'd be bathing in the stuff???
YA it's a proposal from a sloth, but STILL.
But honestly it's fine, I'm over it, I'm not bitter at allllllllllllll.
Does it make it any less atrocious? No.
BUT HONESTLY, bonus points for originality.
But like, let's be real, any day I leave the house not wearing my early 2000's grunge clothes, I'm in costume lol.
There is literally nothing more frustrating than being asked one million questions on an online job application. Like, I DONT EVEN WANT THIS JOB THAT BAD lol.
Lemme tell you all about my summer volunteering, and first part-time job, and blah blah blah.
Just imagine you're loading up your laptop charger to, idk, pay off one of your 10 credit cards, BUT THEN YOU SEE THIS LI'L MUNCHKIN!
Like who is trimming it? Watering it? Giving it sunlight?
I'M STRESSED!
See, I thought I'd seen weird shit on Craigslist, but really I had NO IDEA what's out there!!!
Like absolutely not, stranger from the internet, I shall not partake in ur shenanigans!!!
But THIS IS NOT THAT, so what a delightful twist!!!
Raccoons are no offense, terrifying, so idk why they need to be plastered all over public transportation.
I am ALL for reduce, reuse, recycle...but why he gotta be so nasty about it?
Few things are more upsetting than RAW BROCCOLI.
These look like some glossy-ass red lips and I'm HERE for that drama.
I mean, I'm not GONNA blame the mom for this one, but STILL!!!
