There is nothing worse than starting your day off on the wrong foot. Yeah, sometimes it gets better, but it's my experience that when I get up on the wrong side of the bed, it's just all downhill from there.
For example, I went to a party a couple weekends ago and was holding a cup of water. I talk a lot with my hands and managed to slap my own cup of water out of my hand, and that was the least embarrassing thing I did that night.
However, cats can be SUPER picky and probably would never eat all that food off the floor. He probably thinks his bowls are empty.
What happened? How long did it take them to realize that this was happening? What kind of kettle do they use? How did the person who made this sign get so funny? See, never-ending questions.
There is nothing more devastating than dropping some delicious food before you get to eat it. And this person didn't just drop her pizza, she dropped it on the subway. THE SUBWAY. It was over before it even started.
Who do these airplane people think they are, trying to scam us with a window seat price and no window?! I would be demanding headphones and peanuts for free!
Oh, the bottom of your cup fell perfectly out the bottom? Classic. Monday. Move.
But this looks so scary and painful. I never would have thought this would be a thing. Ladies, let this woman be a cautionary tale.
The dad is lowkey impressed, let's not pretend that isn't a thing. I hope he got down safe.
In no universe would this ever serve a purpose.
Well, getting stuck in a shower and needing maintenance to help get you out is the opposite of a good time.
You're so jazzed to get home and drink your strawberry milk, just to find out it's regular milk?!
I hope that it didn't smell amazing, because then they would be especially let down.
They threw in the towel in hopes that if they embraced it, the bad things would stop happening. They probably didn't.
There is so much beauty and sadness. His pain is palpable. I will never take a sandwich for granted again.
Also, talk about an overachiever, jeez.
It's happened before and it will happen again. No matter how much we hope people get smarter, they just don't.
Aren't these people supposed to be some of the smartest, most stealthy people around? Well, it would seem not. I hope this person got a raise or a vacation day or something.
Not only was it bad, it was immortalized for the foreseeable future on the side of this building.
Then again, who even knows with the weather, it changes literally every 15 minutes and doesn't even know what it wants to do.
To be fair, I would rather have a picture like this instead of what I ended up with.
I'm pretty sure that the iron should just be thrown out. There is no saving it.
Imagine turning around and realizing you've been spiting seeds at your daughter by accident all afternoon?
Either way, it isn't great. I bet their toothbrush is going to taste like diaper cream forever now.
Looks cool, though, like something from Alice in Wonderland _o_r some kind of weird abstract art installation.
Hopefully she turned it off before seriously hurting herself or her sweater.
